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Kakashi thought it’d be a good idea to train Naruto for his future Hokage duties by assigning him some office work.
Unfortunately, miles away in some sketchy inn, Sasuke was experiencing a very different kind of crisis: he was horny.
And what kind of best friend would Naruto be if he didn’t answer his desperate calls for help?- Language:
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23 Apr 2025
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Naruto was a born and bred Yakuza, feared by all and always got what he wanted. So when a new client walked into his loan 'office' he had something new he wanted. And what better way than through entrapment.
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04 Jul 2024
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Two Fish and a Unicorn by merthems
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
20 Jun 2023
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Link has always had a crush on Sidon, but now he's married. Luckily, Sidon and his new wife also have a crush on him.
Or, Link receives an invite to Sidon and Yona's hidden sanctuary to admire the views of the Domain from above, and also to fuck heinously.
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13 Jan 2024
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Sasuke is a junior member in his father’s syndicate, struggling to get a name for himself and a better standing. He doesn’t have much hope with that, despite being one of the best hitmen and drug couriers one can find. But he’s also an omega, which alone puts him at the bottom of the hierarchy.
Then Sasuke is given a chance of his lifetime: he is to infiltrate a rival clan, Uzumaki, as a captive, and spy them from the inside. At least, that’s how Sasuke is led to believe—then he finds out that he’s been sold to the boss himself. Sasuke has trained for years to hide his omega side, but Naruto is the only alpha whose commands he has difficulties to resist.
When Naruto does find out Sasuke’s an omega, he changes to something else entirely, and Sasuke begins to realize that the real family doesn’t always share blood ties.
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- Part 3 of yakuzaverse
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04 Oct 2023
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Sasuke sends a tube with instructions to Konoha, for Sakura to carry and raise his child. Due to a mistake, the tube ends up with Naruto, who does the most sensible thing he can think of: he uses it to get pregnant.
Sasuke returns a year later, only to find out that he has a kid with his best friend/rival/fellow omega.
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04 Oct 2023