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    "What's your name?"

    He realizes what a stupid question this is almost immediately after he asks it. Either the man will lie, or he won't reply at all. The stranger opts for the latter, giving him a look of annoyance that's edged with warning. Despite himself, Sanji's a little offended that he's not even granted a fake name.

    "Ask something else," the man grunts. Sanji supposes he should be pleased that the stranger is willing to talk at all. He isn't terribly experienced with men, but this guy doesn't exactly seem the social type.

    A restaurant chef taking a smoke break finds a wounded underworld assassin bleeding out in the rain. Obviously the normal thing is to bring him inside, right?

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    03 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 78

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    A guy in a suit comes into produce looking for shallots. Zoro's out of shallots. He gives him an orange instead.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    He’s surrounded by strangers, but they’re all trying to convince him otherwise. Or, Zoro faces a mysterious and relentless challenge that he just can’t wrap his head around.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    Zoro has never cared about soulmates, so when Koshiro tells him his soulmate is dead, he doesn't feel sad. He thinks it's great, actually—he doesn't have to worry about love or feelings or shit like that. He doesn't need love in his life.

    That is, until he meets the cook.

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    Judge's experimentation "kills" Sanji's humanity, and so his soulmate thinks he is dead.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Zoro continued squinting at him as he approached the kitchen counter, obviously unconvinced of Sanji’s true intentions. Sanji bit back the urge to say anything, reminding himself that he needed Zoro to be complacent if this little scheme of his was going to work. So instead of spitting out a few choice insults like he very much wanted to, Sanji instead slid a small bowl of the dark chocolate discs he’d found towards Zoro.

    “Here,” Sanji said. “Try this.”

    As predicted, Zoro scowled deeply—first at the chocolate, and then at Sanji. “Why the hell are you trying to feed me this shit, cook?” he demanded. “I already told you—chocolate is too damn sweet for me.”

    “It’s not chocolate,” Sanji lied smoothly. “It’s cacao.”

    In which Sanji realizes that Zoro doesn’t know what dark chocolate is, decides he’s somehow going to humiliate him over it, and winds up in way over his head.

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    28 Feb 2026