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  1. DC Personal Canon by

    Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Justice League - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types

    27 Jun 2024

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    I’ve realized a lot of my personal canon is completely different from any of the continuities and is sort of a blended writing. So I’m making this series to explain my canon and justify a lot of the creative liberties I’ve taken with DC’s characters and continuities.

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    In the Manner of Hobbits by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    27 Feb 2022

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    To satisfy the curiosity of some Very Important busybodies, Bilbo might have to pretend that this whole questing business is a front for an old hobbit wedding tradition. If something out there in the wild doesn’t kill him this year, he might just die of embarrassment instead.

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    06 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “...curious habit in their weddings. They kept it (always officially and very often actually) a dead secret for years who they were going to marry, even when they knew. Then they suddenly went and and got married..."

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    listen, there's a hell of a universe next door by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)  

    07 Nov 2021

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    As it turns out, no one ever taught Luke how to tie a little green baby to his back one-handed, but Luke thinks he's pretty gods-damned good at problem-solving under pressure, thank you, and the baby is at least semi-cooperative. When he's sure the kid is strapped in as tight as he can get, Luke pauses, and reaches back. His fingers graze the wide point of the baby's fuzzy ear. "Well, kid," says Luke, and his voice is a little rough, but not bad, all things considered. "Carrying you on my back while getting the absolute banthashit kicked out of me, at least this feels familiar."

    The baby coos in his ear, and then kicks him hard in the kidney. Yoda used to do the exact same thing. Somehow, it's a lot more endearing now.

    Or: Luke Skywalker solves a number of life-or-death problems, makes some new friends, falls abruptly in love, and gets shot into space, all in the same day.

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    06 May 2025

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    Little of Your Love by

    Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Original Trilogy, Andor (TV), Star Wars (Marvel Comics)  

    04 Apr 2025

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    “We need to agree to some ground rules. How this is all going to work.”
    “Are you going to bill me for drawing up the contract?” Din needles,
    “No. We can't have any evidence of… this.” Luke levels a look at him. “You know we're going to have to lie to everyone, right? I don't want to get caught up trying to remember who knows the truth and who doesn't. Can you do that?”
    “Can you?” Din counters, “-your sister won't be able to tell?”
    “...she has her hands full with my nephew,” Luke says,
    Din snorts.
    “What?”
    “Are you prepared for everyone at the office thinking we're together?”
    “Why is that funny? This was your idea!"
    “I know, I'm fine with it." Din says "-Just looking forward to you getting read the riot act by Kenobi, that's all.”
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    Because the Universe thinks it's funny, Luke and his colleague, Mando, are both going to the same wedding. And because the Universe has decided it's pursuing a career in comedy, they both have their own reasons for needing a date to it.
    The most logical course of action, obviously, is that they pretend to be dating and attend together.
    Luke has a great feeling about this.

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    04 Mar 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm convinced Din has been pining for a while. And decided to shoot his shot in the most convoluted was possible rather than admit feelings. I love it

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    Music of the Ainur by

    Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien

    16 Sep 2025

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    23 Feb 2025

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    All that I ever was by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    12 May 2015

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    “You’ve spent the last however many months barely able to look at me without scowling and now you’re paying me compliments simply because I rushed in and did something utterly moronic and dangerous," Bilbo said. "It doesn’t follow.”

    “It does if you’re a dwarf,” he said beginning to grin.

    Fem!Bilbo/Thorin have a conversation. Quite possibly their first actual conversation. Set post-eagle flight and the battle with Azog. UST.

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    16 Feb 2025