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Divorce And Flirtation for Lucifer... And Alastor? by Thanatos_Daughter
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Jul 2026
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“Are you trying to flirt with me?” Lucifer asked his eyes narrowing at the radio demon.
Alastor lets out a satisfied hum and takes another sip of his drink. When he raised his head this time, he tilts it to the side.
“And if I am?” He asked. His voice smooth, sending shivers down his spine leaving Lucifer feeling breathless.
He had to brace himself against the counter. This couldn't actually be his life. This was insane.
He literally had his divorce papers sitting in front of him and Alastor trying to smooth talk him at the same time.
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Based off of Zahrarah post and all the fanart on Bluesky!
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"You're trying very hard not to spook me, aren't you, Vincent?"
Vincent. Spoken like an endearment. It started two months ago when Alastor looked at him hard for a solid minute then sat back in his chair and said "You may kiss me." No preamble. Just... You may kiss me. And he had.
"Heh- maybe a little... Is it going well?" He bites his lower lip, watching the line of Alastor's shoulders for tension, thumb brushing the back of his hand.
"It's... not going poorly." Alastor concedes.
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Vox eats a meal that Alastor had stored in the fridge for himself later. His actions have consequences.
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As Vox prepares for the debut of Vox's Vittles, Hell's hottest new cooking show, he runs into a small problem: none of his clothes fit.
He hasn't gained weight, though. Sure, Alastor's been cooking him decadent meals every day since they got married, but Vox has a stellar metabolism, thank you very much. Clearly someone left his clothes in the dryer, and whoever's responsible for it is going to pay!
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Vox gains weight and would sooner burst out of his clothes on live television than admit it.
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Are you curious enough to taste it? by MixkaRules18, TrashDemonx for PitFTW
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
19 May 2026
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Lucifer watches as his longtime fanatic practically drapes himself across another man's arms with mixed feelings.
It's his fault. Of course, it's his fault, when is it ever not? But after nearly a decade of attempted summons, surely he hasn't blown his chance by fumbling through an introduction because his summoner just happened to be the prettiest human he's ever seen?!
But perhaps there's more to this encounter now that the man has drawn his counterpart deep into the bayou in the middle of the night.
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