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Think I Wanna Marry You by WaterGoat
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
24 Feb 2024
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He snaps the booklet shut, then slowly turns it to take another peek at the cover. He must’ve read it wrong the first time, there’s simply no way this is what he thinks it is. But sure enough, at the bottom, engraved in proud gold, Marriage Certificate.
What he had originally thought was a simple one night stand and a sudden loss of his long-held virginity, has now revealed itself to be a drunken fuck-up of severe magnitude.
|| Where-in Mo Ran has one week to convince Chu Wanning to stay married with him after a drunken mishap
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佛说人生有三苦，分别为：求不得、怨憎会、爱别离。
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- Part 3 of 三生劫
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06 Apr 2025
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i swallow your heart and it crawls right out of my mouth
— Crush, Richard SikenScaramouche's fingers are even colder than Ajax expected, as though they couldn’t possibly belong to anyone with a heartbeat. This close, Ajax can see the red ochre on his eyelids. The idea of the little guy carrying a portable mirror around for emergency eyeshadow touch-ups is almost enough to make him laugh.
“I liked you better when you were further away,” he says instead.
“So did I,” says Scaramouche, but he doesn’t move.
“Aww, you liked me?”Scaramouche and Ajax are rival Fatui recruits. In the dead of winter, they're sent on what's supposed to be a simple two-man reconnaissance mission to a research base far out in the frozen wastelands of Snezhnaya. But a roadtrip is never just a roadtrip.
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25 Oct 2023
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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19 Oct 2023
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“We don’t have time. Besides, my end is inevitable," Xiao says.
“Ah-ha! Not true. Time is the only thing we have.” Venti refuses to let Xiao meet his end so easily. He doesn’t know Xiao, not really. But it’s just so frustrating to see him with freedom right between his fingers and still refuse to hold on. He could if only he tried.
Venti will drag Xiao into tomorrow, even if he has to do it kicking and screaming.
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Stuck in a time loop where he succumbs to his karmic debt, Xiao struggles to see the point in moving forward. Venti struggles to save him.
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07 Aug 2021