Weird_Bi_Bitch
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Just a poem I decided to write at 2am when I was feeling sad.
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It's not like Sakura wanted to be rivals with Ino.
But.....
She needed to be stronger!
She needed to be better than ino!
Ino was pretty, and smart, and cool, and all the things Sakura wasn't.
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They were roommates in college. Best friends, until one drunken night changed everything.
Seventeen years later, Sasuke is divorced and his daughter is staying with him for the school year. He hasn't spoken to Naruto since college graduation.
Then, Sarada brings home her new boyfriend, and suddenly, the past Sasuke has been running from is sitting right in his living room.
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"Hey, Mr. Uchiha," he says, voice bright and unbothered. "My name's Uzumaki Boruto."
There's a long beat of silence. Sarada glances up at him, confused.
Sasuke doesn't move. He can't.
His throat is dry. His hands are cold.
And for the first time in years, Uchiha Sasuke finds himself entirely, devastatingly, speechless.
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Bookmarked by Weird_Bi_Bitch
14 Jun 2026
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I'd Spend Forever Clipping Coupons with You by senshoo
Fandom Boruto: Naruto Next Generations, Naruto
15 May 2023
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Bookmarked by Weird_Bi_Bitch
25 Apr 2026
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Lowk my favorite modern narusasu au, even tho it's kinda short.
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He loved pushing Naruto’s buttons, in the best way. It turned him into a puppy, tail practically wagging behind him.
Over the years, being with Naruto had taught Sasuke how to relax sometimes—how to be playful, flirtatious, even a little dirty or downright perverse. And Naruto would do anything to encourage that side of him, to show him it was safe, accepted, adored. That Naruto worshipped him, no matter what shape he took.
And Sasuke—he’s come to believe it, wholeheartedly.
Bookmarked by Weird_Bi_Bitch
15 Apr 2026
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"It was not the craziest thing that had ever happened to Sakura Haruno; that would probably have to be the whole moon goddess thing. But time travel felt like a pretty close second."
aka, Team 7 are teleported into a far less tragic universe fourteen years in the past by a mysterious scroll. To get home, Sakura tries to unravel the jutsu rendering Naruto unconscious while Sasuke tries to deal with his now very alive in-laws. Misunderstandings, angst, and revelations ensue.
Bookmarked by Weird_Bi_Bitch
10 Apr 2026
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It’s literally porn
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- Part 1 of ShikaNeji smut
Bookmarked by Weird_Bi_Bitch
31 Mar 2026