What_An_Assbutt
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This is the first time that Jack has come back to Samwell for a party since he joined the Falconers, and Bitty had planned to spend the evening subtly flirting and plying him with baked goods, not combing the cherry pie filling out of his hair with his fingers.
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29 Jun 2023
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“Why haven’t you answered any of my calls I’ve been trying to get in contact with you all day!” The blonde man’s hands were on his hips, looking sternly at Jack.
“Umm, my phone must have been on silent?” Jack stuttered, wincing at how much of a question that sounded like.
“Well I’ll be, bless your sweet ridiculous little heart,” Bitty placed a hand over his chest, relaxing just a little before loudly sighing. “Well, can’t change that now… come to the back and help us finish packing the supplies into the company truck.”
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Jack is an absolute ridiculous simp for Bitty and ends up pretending to be a caterer in order to make Bitty happyBookmarked by What_an_assbutt (What_An_Assbutt)
14 Jun 2023
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“Have you ever considered that maybe the problem isn’t that Bitty is dating a dude, but that your problem is the specific dude he’s dating?”
Jack huffs out an annoyed breath. Of course, he’s considered that.
“There’s nothing wrong with his boyfriend.”
Shitty sighs, long-suffering and loud, like he thinks Jack is being an idiot.In which Jack doesn't know that he's bi, misinterprets his feelings about Bitty's boyfriend, and things work out anyways.
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08 Jun 2023
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“Small world, huh,” Jack hears himself saying weakly.
The moment stretches thin between them, until finally Bitty echoes, his tone laden with incredulity, “You don’t say.”
Or: Jack and Bitty both reluctantly agree to go on a blind date. Coincidentally, it's the same blind date.
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07 Jun 2023
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In this alternate universe, Eric Bittle still started out as a figure skater, created his video blog, went to Samwell, and joined the hockey team. Meanwhile, Jack wound up at a small school in Montreal instead of Samwell before going pro and signing on with the Falcs. Eric's over the moon when he learns that Jack Zimmermann is going to be his celebrity partner on this ridiculous baking competition show—this will not, of course, stop him from chirping Jack relentlessly in the kitchen.
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07 Jun 2023