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The Night James Potter Almost Had A Heart Attack by Dazaisheart
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Nov 2025
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An alternative universe where James Potter and Lily Potter never died and raised Harry. When Harry sneaks his secret boyfriend, Draco Malfoy, into his bedroom for a late-night visit, he’s certain they can keep quiet enough to avoid suspicion. He is wrong. Catastrophically wrong. James Potter walks in to find his son sitting on Draco’s lap, has a meltdown worthy of the history books, and Lily has to intervene before curses fly. Now all four of them are stuck in the living room at 2 AM, trying to navigate teenage romance, parental panic, and the Malfoy-shaped disaster Harry’s heart has chosen.
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between a pit and a hard place by qqquack for CherriOnTop
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jun 2025
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A sharp voice startles Harry out of his relief. “What the fuck do you think you’re doing in here?”
Familiarity rushes through him. There’s a sharp prickling on his skin and his heartbeat quickens. He slowly turns around to take in the sight of Draco Malfoy curled up with a blanket on a sofa.
“Malfoy,” Harry says, narrowing his eyes. “I could ask you the same thing.”
Malfoy sputters loudly and flaps the blanket in what Harry assumes is indignation. “No you can’t! I live here!”
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Harry tries to sneak away from the annual Malfoy Family Christmas Gala, only to run into Draco, who seems to have done the same thing.
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Eighth year was bollocks, as far as Draco could tell.
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Draco Malfoy had a plan to survive his Eighth Year in Hogwarts. Lie low, pass his NEWTs, finish the year.
Of course, Harry Potter barged in and shattered it almost immediately.
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Draco stood frozen in the empty corridor, his mind whirling a thousand miles a minute. He just hit Harry bloody Potter. Because he asked him to. That was like the opposite of lying low.
Plan failing.
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Robin leaned closer, voice gentle. “All I’m saying is, it’s okay to like him. And it’s also extremely, painfully obvious.”
Will froze. “…to who?”
Robin’s grin stretched slow and wicked. “Only to me. Because I understand. He doesn’t know, don’t worry. Because that boy? Dense. Like, heroically dense. Historically dense. Scientists are going to study him.”
Will huffed, cheeks burning. Will’s eyes darted involuntarily to the centre of the room. Max and El were squished together on an armchair. Mike was sprawled on the carpet with Dustin and Lucas, waving his arms around dramatically as he argued about which Star Wars film was objectively the best. His hair was a mess. His cheeks were flushed. He was smiling.
And Will felt that stupid expanding warmth in his chest that he couldn’t get rid of no matter how hard he tried.
💕💕💕💕
Post-Vecna, Will and Robin continue to bond. Robin knows Will likes Mike. Mike thinks Will likes Robin.
One jealousy spiral, several misunderstandings, and a lot of pining later… they finally kiss.