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Freedom's Reach by dr_girlfriend for Kangofu_CB
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
15 Nov 2021
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Clint is about to move on when his eyes drift up to the lettering at the top of the window.
FREE PASSAGE TO THE WEST!
Clint knows that the circus folk mock him — call him too trusting, too soft-hearted — but even he knows nothing in this life comes free. The words puzzle him, and he reads them again carefully to make sure he hasn’t made a mistake.
His eyes are drawn to one posting at the very bottom corner, different from the others. This one is sun-faded and starting to yellow, curling at the corners. Clint crouches down, brow furrowing and lips moving as he sounds out the unfamiliar words.
Western Man Seeking a Husband — I am a kind and unassuming man of good financial means seeking a helpmate and companion. I have lost my arm in the service of our Union, but am otherwise free from disease. I am not particular as to looks, but am seeking an individual of equal youth and vivacity with whom I can share my affection and devotion. I am a man of quiet habits, moderate temperament, and kind disposition and would seek the same in my husband.
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22 Dec 2025
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Europa and the Bull by Faylette
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
21 Dec 2015
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After being with the Iron Bull for some time, Ellana Lavellan gains the confidence to share one of her more nagging fantasies with him, and he's happy to oblige her whimsical desires. After all, Qunari and elves can't have children. Right?
A fill for: http://dragonage-kink.livejournal.com/12449.html?thread=48417441
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16 Oct 2025
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Cas, it’s an expression. For Christ's sake, Google it! by Say_It_In_Enochian
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
27 Jul 2022
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Post-Canon 15:20
Cas is brought back from the Empty and sent back to live with Sam and Dean. Now he has to face something he never thought he'd be around for - the aftermath of his confession. Would there even be a place for him in Dean's life now? And what is it with Dean's obsession with pop culture references? Is he trying to drive Cas insane?
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- Part 4 of Between Scenes
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11 Jun 2025
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"Uh," says Clint. "So, you said you don't want to be involved with incubus stuff and I've been trying super hard to respect that, I swear it was an accident. I didn't realize you were having a moment there."
"What?" Bucky puts down his e-reader. "Isn't the incubus stuff about having sex?"
"It's physical contact plus arousal," Clint explains. "Sorry, I keep thinking Steve has gone over this with you. Giving someone an orgasm is the best way for me to get a good solid hit, but I can charge up more slowly just by touching people when they're turned on. So yeah, really sorry about that, I'll try not to let it happen again. I should leave you to, um... whatever you're doing." He backs away toward the elevator.
Bucky swallows and says, "Wait."
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15 Apr 2025
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No Consequences, No Hangovers by jedusaur
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics)
11 Aug 2022
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When Bucky's done explaining the time loop, there's a beat of silence before Tony asks, "Did you check the lottery numbers?"
Sam snorts. "Right, because what you need is more money. Hey, you two better not spoil the Mets score."
"Tell all future versions of me you encounter that we're in a competition to see who can avoid getting bitten by the rat," says Natasha.
Clint wonders if maybe the team has gotten a little too blasé about bizarre magical shit.
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13 Apr 2025