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Clint's finished up his job and has a few days to kill in a communal sanctuary for killers-for-hire. He's not sure what to do to pass the time -- until he sees a certain notorious assassin eyeing him up from across the room.
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Then Derek freaking Hale shows up at the end of the aisle, one eyebrow arched at them, and Stiles doesn’t even know why this is happening, because it’s not like she wants Derek to see her in all her gamer-binge glory, either, but she panics and says, “Derek!” and, “Hey, Tommy, it’s Derek!” and, “Hey, Derek, come meet my douchebag ex who cheated on me and called me an un-datable spaz.”
Derek says, “He said what?”
Tommy’s eyes go wide and Stiles says, “Uh, well, maybe not in so many words?” because color-her-surprised but Derek looks pissed. Huh.
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like a virgin by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 May 2022
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“They’re asking for a virginity sacrifice.”
“Do you mean virgin sacrifice?” Deadpool says.
Or: An alien race is threatening to destroy the Earth if they don't get to watch someone lose their virginity. The Avengers gather in an attempt to find a virgin.
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17 Dec 2025
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the golden dildo by a_cry_in_the_wilderness
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Apr 2023
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“You said that you wanted to fuck me with a golden dildo,” Wade says.
Peter sighs as he scans the page, he’s lost his place again. “I mentioned you hypothetically buying me a very expensive dildo that I would hypothetically use on you. I didn’t say the dildo should or could be molded after me. Also, it was all very, very hypothetical.”
“Well, you owe me one.” Wade grins, all teeth. “So it’s not hypothetical.”
“Wade.” Peter massages between his brows and groans. “You can’t be serious.”
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- Part 2 of You Can't Buy My Love
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dollar store sugar baby by a_cry_in_the_wilderness
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jan 2023
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“I don’t want you to take care of me like that.” Peter says it because he doesn’t - never has. Wade isn’t the first person he’s been with that’s made more than him, hell, his childhood best friend was heir to a multi-million dollar company. If Harry couldn’t pay for his rent, if MJ couldn’t pay for his coffee then like hell - like hell- he would let someone like Wade be the one to break him. To coddle him with his blood-soaked wallet until Peter was too dead-eyed to remember his independence.
“It’s a fucking t-shirt Parker.” Wade snorts. “You’d think I’m offering to buy you a custom Maserati with heated seats and a spider decal on the dash.”
Wade wants to spoil Peter who has no interest in anyone spending money on him. They find bizarre compromises that result in them both learning more about each other.Series
- Part 1 of You Can't Buy My Love
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