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Blitz is a down-on-his-luck comedian wasting away his shitty life in the living world. Then he trips and falls into a summoning ritual for the demon prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia, and things sure do happen!
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05 Dec 2025
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Fizz pushed out of Blitz's hold and slipped through the curtain, and the growl cut off into a squeal. "Fizzie!"
"Ozzie!"
Blitz leaned against the wall, grinning, holding his arm against his bruised ribs. He could just see Fizz and Asmodeus through the crack in the curtains. Fuck, he was beat to shit, and all he could smell for a few long moments was blood and smoke that clung to his clothes, then the faintest hint of lavender. It was practically a Pavlovian response, the way Blitz's muscles loosened.
Wait, lavender--?
The curtains fluttered open, and Blitz felt like he'd been shot directly in the chest, because standing there, frozen, beak open, was Stolas, gripping his stupid top hat and all four eyes wide and trained on Blitz's beat-up form.
"Stolas?"
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Or: the one where Fizz and Blitz are a little bit more beat up after fighting the mafia and Striker, and Fizz uses Puppy Eyes on Blitz to convince him to walk him up to Ozzie's office (it was super effective).
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- Part 1 of The Mortifying Ordeal of Staying
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21 Oct 2025
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Why Be a Wallflower When You Can Be A Venus Fly Trap? by satanic_bipanic
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
21 Aug 2025
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Stolas divorced Stella and abdicated years ago, making a new life for himself under the bright lights of Hellawood. He finally gets his big break only to be met with his greatest challenge as an actor: a co-star that tests his patience and self-restraint at every turn.
Or: A Stolitz enemies to lovers Actor AU with an especially bitchy Stolas because it's more fun that way!
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16 Sep 2025
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"I was curious from the mission brief," Stolas began hesitantly. "It - perhaps you do not wish to speak about it, and you could tell me to leave you in silence, but I did wonder. Nothing in the client's description felt like a true motivation to kill this man. He seemed very... wholesome."
Loona snorted.
OR: Stolas checks in on Loona and Blitzø after "Mission: Orphan Time."
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05 Jul 2025
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Draco Malfoy woke up married, employed, and utterly confused. Why was he in Grimmauld Place? Who hired him as a Hogwarts professor? How did he acquire a husband? Good thing his aforementioned husband was apparently the Head Auror. Harry Potter was used to saving the world, right?
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13 Jun 2025