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(pre)tend by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
02 Mar 2022
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Two weeks into traveling with Geralt, Jaskier wakes with a horrifically familiar ache in his lower abdomen and resists the urge to beat his head into the ground at the slickness he can feel between his thighs, a slickness he has a terrible suspicion isn’t from some fun dream he can’t remember. He lifts his head to take a quick look around camp and finds Geralt absent, which fills him with a quick swell of annoyed anxiety at the thought that he’s been ditched again until he realizes Roach is still standing in place grazing happily on a patch of clover. Coast clear, a quick reach between his legs confirms his suspicions when his fingertips come back red.
“Fuckity fucking fuck,” Jaskier hisses under his breath, slamming his head back into the ground. Perfect. Absolutely fucking perfect. Just what he fucking needs when he’s trying to convince Geralt to stop trying to get rid of him. He winces at a sharp stab in his pelvis and lifts the cover of his bedroll to glare at his own body. “Fuck you.”
(Jaskier bleeds every month) (Geralt proves surprisingly helpful with this)
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14 Mar 2024
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For the prompt:
Geralt is a YouTube sensation, famous for playing absolutely terrifying horror games without so much as batting an eye. Sometimes, he'll even livestream with a heart rate monitor to prove just how unfazed by everything he is.
Except today... his heart rate is through the roof, and his fans are curious as to why. The game is fairly mild by his channel's standards, so what in the world could have him so freaked out...?
Turns out, his boyfriend Jaskier had absolutely insisted on watching him play, even though horror games scare him half to death, and at every little jumpscare he's grabbing tight to Geralt, mashing their bodies as close as possible so that Geralt can protect him from the pixelated threat... and his closeness is causing Geralt's heart rate to skyrocket.
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12 Mar 2024
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i'm a slave 4 u by pasdecoeur
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
11 Jan 2020
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“Calling me a bloody eunuch the last time wasn’t enough?!” Jaskier rants, trailing after Geralt into the cold night. “You had to— You had to—”
“I’m sorry,” Geralt sneers. “The next time you sleep with some idiot lord’s wife, I’ll just let him run you through with his sword, shall I?”
“You could have said anything!” Jaskier shrills at him. “Did you have to tell him that— That I was—”
“My Nilfgaardian love slave?” Geralt prompts helpfully.
“THAT!”
And Jaskier watches, transfixed, as a slow dirty smile curls up the side of Geralt’s mouth. “What? You don’t think you’d like it?”
(or, five times geralt and jaskier had to pretend to be in, like, a violently sexual relationship, and one time... well.)
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- Part 2 of witcher works
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01 Mar 2024
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“Hi,” he announces, dropping into the seat behind Billy. He’s so tall he could bite the side of Billy’s face if he wanted to, all he’d have to do is lean forward. He leans forward. “Did I miss anything good?”
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10 Dec 2023
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my lovelies have waited patiently for me to make another scream fic and here it is <3
please leave comments and recommendations for what i should write next :3They were both in Stu’s room watching some ‘classic slashers’- tits, dicks, and all- when Billy brought up their plans. Stu would rarely ever discuss anything without making a few jokes, of course he had to bring up the fact that someone’s gotta fuck to make their little ‘movie’ worthwhile.
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- Part 2 of Billy x Stu
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01 Dec 2023