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    In which Lyarra Snow, orphaned from birth, through some higher power (more likely Bloodraven) now has to deal with her extended family and all of their many, many, many issues, beginning and ending with those same family members. And she actually likes them too, so she can't just leave them to their (awful, absolutely horrendous) decisions (seriously is Rhaelle the only child that Aegon V had with a brain? Although to be fair, this is the same Aegon who set a random house on fire when his family owned a volcano so... maybe the apples didn't fall far from that tree). At least she can fly to Maester Aemon to find some solace and sanity, away from the Targaryen crazy and Southern scheming and Duncan's stupidly pretty face.

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    05 Jul 2024

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    Made me laugh. Loooot of potential. Unfinished because biggot attack ? Unknown.

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    Alastor never expected to have a child. After the death of his mother, he had resigned himself to being alone. That resignation had only solidified when he arrived in Hell, and all that it entailed. Yet somehow, a century or so later, he found himself with a fully grown child and tentative relationship with the King of Hell. Never in a million years could he have predicted this outcome, but he wouldn’t trade it for the world.

    Even as he navigates the wreckage left behind by Heaven and their rampage, as he supports his daughter’s dreams and truly begins to let himself feel for his angel…. There are many things yet to be uncovered. What will Heaven do next, now that the King is finally free? What will become of Charlie’s hotel? And what secrets truly lurk in Lucifer’s shadows…?

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    Alastor and Lucifer help their daughter pick up the pieces of her hotel and finally begin working on themselves as a family, while also trying to keep it a secret from the rest of Hell. But the threat of Heaven still looms large, as do any questions regarding Lilith….

    Sequel to “My Fawn”

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    31 Jul 2025

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    Love family fluff. Nothing more wholesome. Except a Eldrich entity in love. And a cannibalistic serial killer. I guess.

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    Cursed by their father/grandfather Chronos, the gods are rarely able to bring children into being. With the gods much reduced in number, and demi-gods inexistant, an unconscious, unaware Percy Jackson appears in this new world.

    Heavily inspired by the many wonderful Fountain Percy / Athenide Percy AUs and the incredible 'no demi-gods' Aus that I have been obsessively devouring this last week. Basically I put the two AUs in a blender and this is what came out.

    I just remembered that the world is hell now. I do not give consent for any of my fanfics to be fed into AI or in any way used for AI. Please do not bring AI within ten feet of my fanfic.

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    27 Aug 2025

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    Accidental teenage acquisition, Athenide trope, broken pantheon trope, family fluff. Love.

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    Harry navigates a world where he is Voldemort's son, one storm at a time.

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    Harry Potter is reborn in an alternate reality as Hadrian Riddle.

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    14 Jun 2025

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    Barty. Accidental child acquisition. Rare pairing. Not JK Friendly. Four stars. 👏

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    After a nasty argument with Lilith, Lucifer wakes up in the bed of an unknown overlord and panics. He leaves quickly and tries his absolute best to forget the sparse and blurry memories he has remaining of that wonderful evening. The next night, he spends in bed with his wife. When he turns out to be pregnant a few weeks later, he thinks nothing about the mysterious demon who's bed he had shared, only that he and Lilith would finally be parents. He's absolutely delighted when his daughter is born, and takes great pride in the fact that she takes after him so much. He jokes with his wife sometimes that her genes were no very strong, however Lilith cannot help but get stuck on his words. It's true, Charlie looks nothing like her. And curiously, she has a lot of deer characteristics the older she gets... Something neither she nor Lucifer has.

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    Lucifer has a one-night-stand with Alastor after an argument with Lilith, which results in the conception of Charlie. However, neither of them realise it. It's only revealed after the Radio Demon shows up at the Happy Hotel, intending to cause some chaos out of spite for Lucifer, but is met with a girl who shares some curious traits with him.

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    10 Dec 2024

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