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    Where nature unmakes the boundary, the pillar of myth still stands by

    Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin  

    25 Nov 2022

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    She saw the dance of the dragons in her dreams, fourteen fires reflected upon the violet eyes of The Dreamer as a caveat, the death of all she loved in the name of a throne that would never cut quite as deep as betrayal did - and she was set aflame until her eyes boiled and the salt water was nothing but the steam that trailed above her mouth on a winter's morning.

    Never had she dreamt the future with such vast detail, never had she seen the annihilation of her kin so vividly. She could still feel her head and chest separated by the dragon’s jaw. For the first time in her life, Rhaenyra knew that she would have to act upon it or watch as everything she knew was burnt into ash.

    Her line would not end by the will of a dagger staining a destroyed throne room, the rumbles of winged grief and the desolate wail of the last of the true Targaryen.

    She would not stand idly and let the house of the dragon fall.

    They would not die twice.

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    Or, Rhaenyra is cursed with prophetic dreams where she sees the Dance of the Dragons and sets the path of her life to its prevention.

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    RED's In This Season by

    Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), RED (2010)  

    11 Mar 2017

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    Eggsy Unwin may or may not have a few gaps in his official files.

    Those few gaps being his grandmother, Victoria Winslow, and his grandfather, Ivan Simanov, and all the ex-KGB aunts and uncles who've helped raise him.

    It's not a problem; after all, it ain't like his work life and his home life are suddenly going to overlap due to an unforeseen, potentially world ending event.

    That'd be ridiculous.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    Patterns of Behaviour by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)  

    15 Mar 2020

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    Over the years, Yennefer notices that Geralt and Jaskier’s life can be really bloody weird at times.

    Alternative summary: five Geraskier fandom tropes that our boys find completely normal, and one that isn’t at all.

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    09 Oct 2025

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    The Moon Laughs by

    Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

    24 Jul 2025

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    After attempting to transport all of his siblings back in time, Five wakes up to a familiar scene. Again. And again. And again. He doesn't know why he keeps being transported back to the day of his father's funeral, but he is determined to not waste it now that he has the foresight to prevent the apocalypse. He just wished he didn't feel so alone doing it all over again.

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    a broken pot can still hold water by

    Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    17 Jan 2020

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    Despite what his outward code of conduct would have you thinking, Jaskier knows when he is not wanted.

    He allows himself the exact amount of three days of wallowing in that small town before he packs his meager possessions and hits the road like nothing happened. In those three days he sings and dances for his food and drink, fucks the pretty barmaid and sleeps off the hangover before heading out in the morning of the fourth day. He travels alone for the first time in a while but it’s alright.

    Now, if only people would stop telling him that the Witcher asks about him - that'd be swell.

     

    And we have a lovely translation into Russian available here!

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    08 Oct 2025