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Someone told Neil that Renee Walker was a good person to approach about free textbooks.
But Renee told Neil that she left the box of her old textbooks at her friend Andrew’s house, and Andrew told Neil he wouldn’t give him the box until he brought him a piece of Matt’s homemade pie, and Matt won’t give Neil a slice until he convinces Dan to go on a date with Matt, and Dan won’t go on a date with Matt until Allison gives back her lucky scrunchie…
Neil just wanted some free books.
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Jean asks for a favor. Neil finds himself at the center of a territorial squabble. It's him. He's the territory.
“But why me?”
“You are my only good option. Aaron is straight. Andrew is rabid. Allison and Seth are on and off so often it’s impossible to keep track. Dan and Matt are a couple and getting them both to agree to pretend to date me would be harder. Renee doesn’t like men. Katelyn is lovely but Aaron would be angry. I don’t know which of the others started or stopped dating over the summer. That leaves you."
“What about Kevin?”
Jean scoffs. “You cannot be serious.”
“He’s…” What is Kevin? Not any better at telling Riko ‘no’ than Jean is, and, subsequently, probably not great at lying to him. Also, is it really believable that Kevin would jeopardize the team and their athletic careers by shitting where he eats? Probably not. Kevin’s amended hierarchy of needs just has the word EXY at the base. Somewhere far above that are pedestrian concerns like ‘food’ and ‘water’ and ‘shelter.’
“Taller,” Neil finishes lamely. “He’s taller.”
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exy simp @biggestrebelsfan
more importantly, did you see what was in the BACK of the interview stream?neil's left glove💕 @jos10stan
no????????neil’s left glove💕 @jos10stan
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
[Screenshot of interview video zoomed in on the living room table behind Neil, where what looks like a half-used bottle of lube sits]Queen of the Court♟️ @kevindaystits
neil josten fucks????*
Neil's transfer to the Boston Rebels sparks discussions online. Specifically about his love life.
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Paint My Roses Red (with the colours of your sins) by KandiRose
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
11 Apr 2022
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“I want to go home.” Jungkook exhales shakily.
Yoongi realizes his fingers are shaking. He’s afraid of him, of course he is.
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a sleeping beauty inspired love story of a killer and a dancer.
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They first meet in their dreams.
It isn't as miraculous or smooth a transition as the How To Be Fated: A Guide on Soulmates made it out to be.