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    You’re the captain of the most feared pirate ship in the seas, the Star Runner. However, when you raid another pirate’s ship and find two mers trapped in his nets, things start to change. You expect to never see the mers again, until they start gifting you with treasures to express their gratitude. Will you eventually return their affections?

    Sunny? What Happened to Moon?

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    03 May 2025

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    Striving for something new you take a job opportunity at the pizzaplex.

    You thought you were just going to fix a couple machines, nothing would’ve prepared you for the amount of time and care you would have to put in for these…robots.

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    11 Mar 2025

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    Emergency sirens echoed in your ears, the sound of explosions signaling the end of the Aurora's flight as you crashed into the ocean planet 4546B.

    Lost and frightened on this mysterious, unexplored planet, you don't know if there are any survivors other than yourself, but you have no choice but to survive if you ever want to see your family again. So, in spite of everything, you decide to brave the unknown, trying by all means to get by in this place filled with creatures, each more dangerous than the last.

    And when you attract the attention of not one, but three of the most powerful Leviathans on planet 4546B, you don't know whether your plan to survive until you can leave this planet will continue to unfold as you planned, or whether these Leviathans will turn your life upside down in the most unexpected ways.

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    11 Mar 2025

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    There are a lot of different things that hope can feel like when you hold onto it for a long time. A soft, warm, comforting weight. A burning ember that you can’t bring yourself to let go of. Something worn and fragile that could fall apart in your hands if you don’t tend to it carefully.

    You go to a sanctuary for living dolls and take in a broken porcelain jester. Successful adoptions are almost unheard of, but you’re determined to be one of those few miracle cases. The most important part is to love him, and you can do that easily. Coaxing him into moving on from the life he had before the fire is going to be harder.

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    01 Feb 2025

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    You never, never wanted to be on dayshift. All those children running around, being loud and messy and eugh... but that's what corporate scheduled you for, and they're the ones that write your checks, so. You weren't expecting to get along with the daycare attendant, but that doesn't mean you want to stay on dayshift just to hang out with them.

    Too bad you can't back out now.

    (On the lookout due to harrassing bot comments from AI, may be restricted again later)

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    27 Jan 2025