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Hermione Granger and the Art of Going Unnoticed by letterheaded
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2025
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Hermione Granger, war heroine and brightest witch of her age, is sick and tired of being famous. Luckily for her, she finds a spell to hide her from the prying eyes of crazed fans, peers who can't seem to do their own work, and impromptu love declarations from pesky Slytherins.
But there's only one problem; Draco Malfoy just can't help but see her.
A slow-ish burn Hogwarts Eighth Year AU, featuring an angry Hermione Granger, slightly unrealistic magical charm extensions, chaotic Slytherins, and unhinged sexual escapades.
This work is inspired by the dynamic between Fleabag and the Priest in the TV series Fleabag (in particular, his ability to tell when she's breaking the fourth wall) - you don't need to have seen the show to understand.
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07 Sep 2025
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Hermione did the best she could once the war ended. She returned to school, became a successful healer and researcher, got married, and hasn't raised her wand in a defensive way in years. But the nightmares still come. Her marriage to Ron is floundering, and each day, she loses a little more of herself to a life she never quite imagined.
In order to get her marriage on the right track and prove that she's desirable, she accompanies Theo to the club he's part owner of. Once inside, she discovers more than just a kink or two that's been repressed within her. She discovers that perhaps she's not the bookish prude she's always thought she was. And maybe reclaiming herself and her happiness will be the best way to finally heal her traumatized past.“Tell me the last time Weasley made you come so hard you thought about it for weeks.”
I couldn’t.
“Tell me about an experience that left you fully sated.”
I couldn’t.
“Come to Nox, Hermione. You’ve fucking earned it.”
I couldn’t.
There are multiple triggering occurrences that one may find upsetting or unsettling based on your reading preferences. Please read all tags before continuing! Protect yourself. xoxo- Language:
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26 Jun 2025
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“You smell good,” he growled, voice low and dangerous. His lips hovered near her neck, the warmth of his breath brushing her bare skin. “So sweet... it makes me want to bite you.”
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“You always drive me crazy, Rumi,” he murmured.
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His words were soft. Dangerous. Honest.Bookmarked by YuckWitch
22 Jun 2025
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Public Bookmark 28977
Mystery Work
Part of archived works
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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08 Dec 2023
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Your Colonel helps you relieve your frustrations in his office after he finds you crying in the gym.
This is a collab with @acciomaskedmen on Poe! This goes along with her thigh riding König bot 🧨
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29 Nov 2023