Zarkonnen
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A Novel Approach To Stress Relief by Zarkonnen
Fandoms: Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon), Star Trek
13 Jun 2025
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"I guess if Worf can wear a bandolier, you can wear a dangerously short miniskirt."
Sex comedy about T'Lyn accidentally getting hooked on Vulcan boner pills.
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Is There A Bee More Bunless? by Zarkonnen
Fandoms: Sunless Sea, Fallen London | Echo Bazaar
17 Feb 2024
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A collection of silly Sunless Sea drabbles.
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In the unlikely event of cognitively unsafe information being displayed on the screen, the door will lock and the safety termination bolts will immediately engage.
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She-Ra and the Princesses of Powder by Zarkonnen
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
15 Jul 2020
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Literal crackfic. The Princesses of Powder are an elite group of drug lords. Cocaine is uh, good, apparently? I'm so sorry.
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It occurred to me that Dumbledore's Army was basically a paramilitary student organization. In reality, those tend to be bad news. So here's a cynical alternate history, told through newspaper headlines. Any similarity to real-life events is blatant and intentional.