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When your favorite radio program is unexpectedly pulled from the air, you take it upon yourself to write the local broadcasting station a letter detailing your great offense at the tragedy.
You never expect it to bring about a life-altering battle of wits and wills with the darling of New Orleans radio.
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The Cannibal Cook-Out is here and it's Lucifer and Alastor's official debut as a couple! They're totally ready for this and not at all, in the least bit, worried that it'll go completely and utterly wrong.
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Lucifer learns a lot of surprising new things, Rosie continues to be everyone's therapist, Alastor is trying very hard to keep his injury a secret, and Susan leaves no survivors.
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- Part 5 of Just Kiss Already
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If there was one thing that Alastor refused to consider himself, it was prey. He wasn't like the weak little creatures that ran from those who would hunt them.
Yet here he was, a powerful creature wounded by a hunter and left to die a slow and agonizing death alone. Mercy could be found with the outstretched hand offered in his direction.
But how can he trust anyone when the hand that wants to help looks so much like the one that hurt him?
Especially when the very hand that wishes to save him holds the power to kill him. -
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In 1998, Lord Voldemort won the war against the Muggles and transformed Great Britain into Britannia Magica. For questionable reasons, Harry Potter joined him. This memoir chronicles the early years of the Red Eye’s rise and the events that led to the formation of the empire known as the Luna Plena.
It also exposes the truth of what happened Before.
Before Severus Snape's crimes (he ruined the boy, I am telling you), before the Malfoys all met their fate, one by one, and before Bellatrix Lestrange parted with the girl forever. (Hear me! The girl has existed. Do you still doubt me? Do you still question that the girl has been?)
The Archivists have told you that your Lord's greatness is destiny's will. They've told you that the mystical power he grants his Shadows is unexplained and divine.
The Archivists are lying. The Dark Lord is a thief.
(Or: Half a century after the Dark Lord’s rise, on your carriage ride home, you discover a book abandoned on the seat beside you.
You pick it up.) -
The Last Will and Testament of Cazador Szarr by AbigailMoment
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
17 Nov 2025
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"First," said Gale. "Do not kill any thinking creatures in Waterdeep unless you must to protect yourself or you have my express permission."
As Gale spoke, he could feel the weight of his words sinking into the person sitting across from him. It was like casting a spell, but took no effort. Astarion had been staring hollowly into his goblet of blood, but at this he made a faintly interested noise. As if the rule were novel and he was considering the shape of it.
"Second, you will obey me in all things," said Gale. There didn't feel like there was any honest way of softening that. Astarion didn't make any sound at all.
"Third, do not leave the tower without permission." Astarion made another speculative noise, considering this one too. But then his shoulders hunched and his eyes skittered down, as if he didn't want to look at what was about to happen.
"Fourth," Gale said, and paused. He started with some context: "There is a tressym upstairs."
Astarion's head twitched. He looked up at Gale, blinking, startled. He had the air of someone who had been bracing for a blow and instead had just been handed a balloon animal.
"A what?" he asked.
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- Part 1 of Will & Testament