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Hermione Granger didn't orgasm in four months.
Draco Malfoy is determined to save her.Mature short story with explicit language. No further warnings.
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31 May 2026
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“We have to have sex anyway. We might as well…do it on our own terms,” she adds with a huff, “instead of letting the government ruin everything about our young adulthood.”
Gobsmacked, Draco says, “On our…own terms?”
“I’m not a virgin,” she informs him suddenly, which makes him feel a twinge of…something he doesn’t feel like examining at the moment.
“But there are plenty of things I haven’t done yet,” she continues, “and…some things I’d like to. I assume the same is true for you.”
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30 May 2026
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Hermione Granger and the Quest for the Perfect Penis by ChaosAndCrumpets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Nov 2021
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Hermione Granger is unimpressed with penises. It's something she is beginning to resign herself to. But her curiosity is sparked by rumours of one in particular, and she will not rest until she has seen it for herself.
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29 May 2026
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Hermione finds herself planted against the wall with Malfoy kissing a trail of fire down her skin.
“We could have that,” he croaks.
Hermione shakes her head vehemently. “They love each other. We despise each other.”
He pulls back and Hermione flinches at the expression he’s wearing. He looks like someone who has seen something terrible — eyes unfocused and face taking on a sort of stricken expression.
“We don’t need to love each other,” he says in a strangled whisper that holds the weight of words unspoken. And then in a sort of desperate plea, “We don’t even need to like each other.”
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28 May 2026
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Post-Hogwarts AU. Bookish Hermione and pining Draco. 😘
Hermione is on a very important adventure as part of her job at Fletcher's Rare and Unusual Books. Also, she's terrible at dating, but that isn't relevant. To the book job, anyway.
Draco has been secretly in love with her for years. He's been roped in to helping her hunt down the rarest book of them all. Hermione would never be interested in him, he knows that, so he'll just have to control his feelings while they work in close proximity together, won’t he?
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27 May 2026