8 Works by abitdim
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Pick your Poison by abitdim, banana bunch (abitdim)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Dec 2025
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“Oh, Etho.” The tone of voice changed again, though this time to something that made Etho’s skin crawl and his blood run hot. It was the same voice Joel taunted his victims with, the tone he used to talk to his prey. “You know you shouldn’t have called me.”
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Etho calls his psycho ex boyfriend, looking for trouble. He finds it.
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- Part 2 of Pick your Poison
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You’re a killer, and I’m your best friend. by abitdim, banana bunch (abitdim)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
11 Oct 2025
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When he glanced back up at Gem, she was smiling. “You scared, Joel?” She took a step forward, adjusting her grip on the knife. Joel locked his limbs in place, refusing to give any ground. The grocery bags dug further into his fingers. “Worried I’m gonna take out the witness?” Her voice rang sugary sweet, dripping with barely concealed glee at seeing Joel crack.
Joel scoffed. “Worried you’re gonna nick me with that and I’m gonna get infected with whatever diseases that guy was carrying, more like.”
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What doesn’t kill a relationship makes it stronger.
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- Part 1 of Pick your Poison
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Law used to pray, as a child, to a god that failed to keep his family alive.
Buried underneath the floorboards and fearing for the life of the only person left who cares for him, he prays again.
A smiling demon answers his call.
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The Omegaverse Clothing Exchange Service by banana bunch (abitdim)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
26 Dec 2023
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Trafalgar Law is an unmated omega who is tired of being accosted by alphas who want to mate him. He uses an anonymous clothing renting site to trick strangers into thinking he's mated, and starts developing feelings for the mysterious 'Strawhat' who he purchases clothes from.
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Maybe It's Not So Bad, Maybe It Could Be Worse by banana bunch (abitdim)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
14 Dec 2023
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In which Law is not a very good person, and Luffy encourages him to be worse.
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Law touches Luffy in his sleep, and Luffy is way too into it.
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Ray is a druggie bum and Joel likes adventure. Everyone has something to run from, right?
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Joel is counting the ceiling tiles again.
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There's no Anal Probing, I promise. by abitdim
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter RPF
09 Mar 2014
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Prompt:AU where Joel is an alien from outer space that has come to study humans and he chooses ray as his subject.