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Lando Norris can’t send a proper email to save his life, but somehow he’s the personal assistant to Oscar Piastri — the terrifyingly efficient CEO of a booming fintech company.
Oscar runs on deadlines and black coffee. Lando runs on vibes, chaos, and pure luck. By all logic, he should’ve been fired months ago.
Instead, he’s still here — slipping coffee into Oscar’s hand, scheduling fake “Mandatory Lunch Breaks,” and accidentally making his boss smile.
Maybe the world’s most chaotic assistant is exactly what the perfect CEO needs.
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- Part 1 of Strictly Business (Not Really)
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28 Feb 2026
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Bradley was sure the universe had it out for him. It was the only reason he could think of where he ended up in a situation where he had to fake date Jake 'Hangman' Seresin for the good for the US Navy.
And he would be damned if someone thought Hangman was a better boyfriend than him.
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- Part 1 of the navy made them do it
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27 Jul 2025
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This is… it’s fucking nice, is what it is. It feels easy in a way that Jake never would have expected it to. It’s gotta be because they’re going back to their normal lives tomorrow, no pressure of having to see each other every day to make it awkward. A decent amount of mutual attraction helps, too.
The morning after, and beyond.Series
- Part 2 of hangster 'verse
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27 Jul 2025
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“Wait. Why is your callsign Rooster, anyway?”
Phoenix snorts beer up her nose.
or, what happens when Hangman doesn't know how to quit when he's ahead.
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- Part 1 of hangster 'verse
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27 Jul 2025
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At loose ends after the mission, Jake and Bradley end up on a spontaneous roadtrip that changes their lives forever.
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27 Jul 2025