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Five years after the war, Hermione Granger has very little time for something like a relationship. She's far too busy trying to run the Bureau for Endangered Creatures efficiently, dealing with budget cuts and ignorant ministry officials and finding a way to somehow restore her parents' memories, who are still in Australia and none the wiser about the existence of their daughter.
When she discovers that the Wizengamot plans to use Draco Malfoy as a scapegoat whilst dealing with elusive Voldemort loyalists, she offers to testify for him. She's not quite sure how it led to her trying on wedding dresses under the watchful eye of Narcissa Malfoy.
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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08 Jul 2024
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Single father Draco Malfoy adored his son.
And had decided that for his first Yule, Scorp deserved a priceless gift for being such a good little boy. And what was more priceless than getting him a mother?
Getting him Granger as a mother.
(Which would be a very convenient present as Draco Malfoy was terribly and irrevocably in love with her.)
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23 Jan 2024
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As they moved up the final staircase to the third landing, Hermione said, “I can’t believe I forgot to ask, but who’s the second bloke?”
Melissa’s answer was drowned out by the roaring in Hermione’s ears as said bloke emerged from his room.
His grey eyes widened behind black horn-rimmed glasses she’d never seen before and his mouth fell open, a social faux pas he likely wouldn’t have been caught dead doing only a year ago.
She hadn’t seen him since testifying for his release at the Wizengamot in June but had honestly believed she never would again the few times she’d given it any thought.
“Do you two know each other?” Melissa’s curious question broke through the sound of crashing waves in Hermione’s skull.
“We…went to school together.”
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Or, the one where Hermione and Draco become unlikely flatmates both attending muggle university.
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20 Jan 2024
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sugar on my tongue by eviebabie
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Jul 2023
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Megumi offers to teach Yuuji about sex after finding out he's a virgin. It gets complicated.
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01 Jun 2022