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   Pub(l)ic Property: Groin by orangememory

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   12 Mar 2026

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   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander & Rose Landry
   • Ilya Rozanov & Svetlana Vetrova
   • Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Rose Landry
   • Svetlana Vetrova
   • Crack
   • Social Media
   • Jealous Ilya Rozanov
   • Possessive Ilya Rozanov
   • No Pantone swatches were harmed
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Shane Hollander's Accidental thirst Trap
   • Ilya Rozanov has negative chill
   • Anonymous comment warfare
   • Shane Hollander's Bush makes me Blush
   • Shane Hollander's Bush is Private property of Rozanov
   • Ilya Rozanov is a pubic hair artist

   Summary

   In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

   Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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   14 Mar 2026