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• welcome to your voicemail. for help, press 3 now by agent24glazer

  Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  14 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Agent 3/Agent 8 (Splatoon)
  • Agent 3 (Splatoon)
  • Agent 8 (Splatoon)
  • Female Agent 3 - Character
  • genderfluid agent 8
  • Sexting
  • Cybersex
  • Mutual Masturbation
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • they're both perverts
  • Author is a pervert
  • accidental masturbation denial
  • slight Breeding Kink
  • calling someone bro during sex
  • eight has a fat ass and three likes that about them
  • They/Them Pronouns for Agent 8
  • Nudes
  • inkfish biology being slightly different
  • Dialogue Heavy

  Summary

  Eight can't sleep and decides to comfort themself with old messages from their beloved Three.

  Their night takes a pretty quick turn when they find out she is still awake as well, and wants to know what they're doing.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,544

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