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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    "You're so into Damian, you look pathetic little bro."

    "Oh? That's rich coming from Conner 'simp for life' Kent." Jon throws back.

    "Wow. That was so good. How will I ever recover from such an intense burn."

    Jon throws his hands up in irritation, before crossing them over his chest and slumping back against the glass wall of the combine. "Whatever. Is this why you dragged me out here? To make fun of me where memaw can't yell at you?"

    "Pff? No. No, I dragged you out here to give you advice. You're gonna woo little Robin so good, he'll practically come crawling."

    "Puh-leez!" Jon laughed. "Everyone knows you're the one who did all the crawling for Tim."

    "See, that's what I want you to think." Kon says with a smarmy smirk. "There's so much I did beforehand. You gotta play the bat to get the bat, kid."

    "I don't believe a word of it." Jon says, now going so far as to turn his head away from his brother.

    "Look, I'll tell you exactly what I did. If it doesn't work, I'll admit defeat and you can go ask Dick for advice. How's that?"

    "Fine." Jon says with a sigh and an eyeroll, then, sarcastically, "Please teach me your ways, oh wise one."

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    25 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    “Hi. We’re having a kid. We want you to be the godfather.”

    Mr. T was prepared for another extraterrestrial attack. He was prepared for a portal to Hell having been ripped open on 7th Ave, for a new magic super villain to have made half the city’s population disappear, hell, he’d been prepared for Darkseid’s fucking return, campaigning for destruction of the Earth with his massive planet of a ship again. What he was not prepared for was the woes of parenting.

    There’s the sound of scuffling on the other end of the line.

    “You’ve been such a great help over–”

    Mr. T hangs up before Clark can reach the end of his sentence.

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    11 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    Beetle tends to come a lot, others -especially women- thought it being gross. Ted shares this secret after a few beers, Booster doesn't believe him that it's that bad and offers to help - having the biggest come kink.

    Ted's POV

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    28 Sep 2025

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    Peter loves working with Tony. He likes training with the Avengers much less.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    After the announcement of his closest friend's wedding, physics professor Bruce Banner accidentally lets it slip to his colleagues that he is in a relationship.

    Of course, nobody believes him when he shows them his partner. He can see why, though.

     

    Thor is way out of his league.

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    01 Sep 2025