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“I mean, do you ever stop and think about who your anonymous friend might be?" Tighnari says. "Or like, maybe it’s someone you already know or some random guy in one of your classes.”
“No,” Kaveh says, thinking. “With my luck, if I did know him already, then he would probably be the worst person I know. Someone like Al-Haitham.” The thought is so absurd that he stops and laughs. “But that would be fucking awful.”
In Kaveh's humble opinion, the title for The Worst Guy In The World is tied between four people: the asshole in his Tuesday eight am, the employee behind the library email account, the guy writing the university's advice column, and the student that the professor he assists always complains about.
It would only be too convenient if they were all the same person. (They are.)
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15 Sep 2024
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“Cyno,” Tighnari says, “you need to stop telling jokes at dinner.”
“You keep saying that,” Cyno says, unfazed.in which tighnari keeps kissing cyno after every awful joke, and cyno has no idea why.
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15 Sep 2023
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"Why would I be worried about you?" Kaveh scoffs, crossing his arms and looking away. His eyes wander on anything and everything except Alhaitham himself.
"You just said that I could have died if anything had gone wrong."
"If you died, I would be stuck having to pay the entirety of the rent and the bar tab by myself."
"I'm sure the Akademiya would end up providing some kind of compensation to you from my untimely demise," Alhaitham says pensively with a hand on his chin.
Kaveh groans, voice muffled by his hand sliding down his own face. "Would you quit talking about your own death so casually!? Unlike you, I have some basic empathy!"
"So you would be upset if I died?"
"...Don't put words in my mouth."
Alhaitham and Kaveh after the 3.2 Archon Quest.
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09 Jul 2023
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Three or Four (Or Possibly Five) Easy Steps to Living Harmoniously With Your Roommate by Bgtea
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Jun 2023
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The truth of the matter is, Kaveh has no idea how to read Alhaitham. He prides himself on being an expert at understanding people, his empathetic heart lending him the capacity to relate deeply with those around him (oftentimes to his detriment). But with Alhaitham, there is nothing for him to read; no clues from his cool expression for him to grasp. The man appears stoic all the time even during their petty bickering.
Honestly, when was the last time Kaveh has seen the man do anything except smirk or frown? Does Alhaitham feel happiness? Has he ever seen the man laugh?
Kaveh's mind is drawing a blank on the latter and it...bothers him deeply.
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Kaveh devises a plan to get Alhaitham to smile by being aggressively nice to the man (and also maybe if he makes Alhaitham happy, he can score a discount on his rent or something). Alhaitham thinks Kaveh ate some mind-altering mushrooms and is, understandably, confused and mildly afraid.Series
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11 Jun 2023
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"So, what great building did our master architect work on this time?"
Nothing. Four days ago, Kaveh thought he would never work on anything again.
"Where were you when Sumeru needed you most?"
Dying.
(Or: the one where Kaveh was born with Eleazar)
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26 May 2023