4 Works by amarene
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Gravenstein by amarene
Fandoms: Sherlock (BBC TV 2010), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
26 Mar 2026
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Someone is leaving Gravenstein apples on Sherlock’s table.
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- Part 2 of Malus
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John Watson bears an uncanny resemblance to Jim from The Office. Or was it Tim? Sherlock never quite bothered to confirm, but somewhere in the back of his mind he had settled on Jim. And so, from the moment John shared his number, that became his on-screen moniker.
Entirely unrelated, of course, is the unfortunate design choice whereby iMessage displays only first names.
The consequences were, in hindsight, predictable.
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- Part 1 of Malus
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Terrorising the Object of Your Affection 101 by amarene
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Mar 2026
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Harry Potter has finally decided to woo Tom Riddle in the traditional way, yes, Hermione, with courting gifts and all that nonsense.
Fortunately for Harry, he’s a seer. Unfortunately for Tom, he’s a very bad one.
Tom is terrified. Was that a murder attempt? A joke? A death threat? Soon, one thing becomes clear: someone is trying to assassinate him.
The One Where Harry Thinks He’s Being Romantic And Tom Gets Psychosis.
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Tom Riddle began dating his boyfriend shortly after they moved in together. He would be perfectly happy if it weren’t for his complete lack of understanding about why they aren’t engaged yet.
It’s been eight months, and Tom is already twenty-seven! Is Harry even going to propose at this point?
The Malfoy brothers help him relieve the stress this situation is causing him. They spend a lot of time prepping ambush strategies to kill flocks of crows — for they are sniveling, treacherous creatures.
Why is Harry freaking out now? They’re just bloody birds!