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“Ready?”
“God, yes, just hurry it up. My ass hurts from sitting here for so long.” Sigma complains, shifting uncomfortably on the hardwood floor.
“It’ll hurt a lot more after this!"
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Sigma gets fucked by a tentacle monster.
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He props himself up on the edge of the bed by his hands, taking the brave initiative of standing, which he determines to be a huge mistake once he hits the ground.
His entire body aches. This has to be the worst post-nut clarity of his very, very long life.
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Fyodor Dostoyevsky accepts a deal from a clown and soon regrets everything.
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“So, bearing all of that in mind, it was not entirely unreasonable that Sigma, a man who could not get intimate enough with any person to have sex for fear of being manipulated again, having observed how the freshly baked cookies were moldable, warm, and slightly moist, quickly thought, ‘I can fuck that.’”
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22 Jul 2025
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“You let your dog shit in my petunias!”
“Not before you insulted him! You called my dog a rat.”
“I was only telling the truth, that’s not how a dog’s supposed to look like.”
“Baki is a Pomeranian and he is beautiful!”There is a new hot neighbour right next to Dazai’s house that he really wants to woo since day one.
Needless to say, it’s going wonderfully.Series
- Part 1 of My Neighbour, His Dog and I
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09 Jun 2025
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In which Fyodor wonders whether it’s possible to still crash a wedding despite having been invited.
["Not Yet Corpses, still we rot" Bonus Chapter]
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- Part 2 of corpses
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29 May 2025
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"Let's take it from the top. Hi." He gives out his hand. "I'm Dazai Osamu."
Fyodor glances down at the hand, as though it's a trap. To be fair, it could be. But he likes traps. He likes unwinding them. So he grasps Dazai's hand and shakes it, once.
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Somewhere in the remote landscape of Meursault, Fyodor discovers that whatever is fundamentally “wrong” with him, is also “wrong” with Dazai Osamu. They proceed to destroy each other, to their heart’s content.Series
- Part 1 of corpses
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22 May 2025
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sigma pretends not to notice
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28 Apr 2025