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"I like it more knowing your mouth’s been on it.”
Jude tries not to visibly flip his lid. Why’s Erling have to be such a flirt? "Join the club bruv.”
“Mate, who’d you think started it?” He takes a whiff where the inner collar is still damp, a splotch of darker gray in the shape of Jude’s mouth. “Whew. You’d make more than your transfer fee putting this up on eBay.”
“Ta,” Jude says weakly.
Something’s wrong with the English national team: Kane’s sick, Declan’s sick, fucking Tuchel's sick, and before anyone can get them sorted they’ve been knocked out the bracket and sent packing for Europe. It’s only after pre-season training begins that Jude learns not only is he the lucky one the problem followed home, but also that the lads are right as rain now that they’re a country away from him—and worst of all, that all the way over in Manchester, Enzo Maresca’s at his wit’s end and pointing the finger at the one person Jude’s Flo has to remind him monthly to block.
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- Part 1 of Come Back With Your Shield, or On It
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02 Aug 2026
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Jude does his best to give nothing. The bedsheets provide him no strength, but he fists them anyway, where they're pooled at his knees. Desperate for anchor.
It’s not his strong suit. He’s expressive, and he knows it.
Knows Erling knows it.
“I am balls deep inside you.” Jude twitches at that. Twitches around where Erling is, just as he said, still buried to the hilt, “yet you are confused?”
Jude has an embarrassing question after sex. Erling (kind of) answers it.
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29 Jul 2026
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If it was 800 AD, Erling Haaland would be raiding distant shores and killing wild boar on the ice. Instead, it’s the year 2026, so he’s been planted on a football pitch instead and pointed towards the other goal, and he’s storming the opposing team like it’s war, knocking over players like he’s in armor and they’re starving villagers with wooden swords. Jude has always thought so, at least.
He’s always thought too much about Erling.
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Amidst Erling Haaland’s meteoric rise to fame during the 2026 World Cup, he gets shipped with his former teammate, and one of the few omegas in the league—Jude Bellingham.It’s closer to the truth than people think.
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- Part 1 of Wolf-Coat
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21 Jul 2026
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Some love stories end with a goodbye. Others only begin to make sense after the person who stayed finally leaves.
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21 Jul 2026
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Jude tells himself he's only studying Haaland's movements. The fact he can't stop watching him is almost certainly tactical.
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This is, Jude insists, a football story. Erling Haaland has other ideas.
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21 Jul 2026

