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    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    “SHANE YOU ARE WEARING SHORTS.”

    “Yes?”

    “Shane. You are wearing shorts.

    “Ilya, you’re repeating the same sentence. They’re just some shorts.”

    “No, this is not just shorts. They knew exactly what they were doing putting you in these.”

     

    OR: Ilya watches his husband in Laufey’s “Madwoman” music video. It goes about as chaotic as expected.

    Chapter 2: Ilya Rozanov vs stan twitter

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    16 Apr 2026

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    Ilya: Harris just sent me this
    Ilya: https://youtu.be/uloVJQ122Q8?si=oQR0acsf0XsGOnFH
    Ilya: what is this??

    Shane: It’s the commercial for Peloton I did a month ago when you were in Tampa with the team

    Ilya: you didn’t tell me this

    Or: Shane does the Hudson Williams Peloton commercial and Ilya finds out about it - a text chain
    edit: and other text chains apparently

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    When Shane was displeased with Ilya, there was a certain intensity in his speech that called to Ilya like a siren song, dragging him to an early grave with its vehemence. His voice would pitch higher, bossy and prissy and so stridently righteous it should be intolerable.

    But Ilya was, for all intents and purposes, a whore. And nothing made him harder than his husband putting him in his place.

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    or, 5 times ilya ragebaits shane because being yelled at by his husband turns him on, +1 time shane realizes he’s doing it on purpose.

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    Ilya took his face in his hands and smacked a kiss onto his cheek, making Shane laugh, which was probably the desired effect.

    Harris left with his photos a few moments later, promising Ilya that they’d be seeing them all on the official Centaurs account soon.

    “You should make caption, ‘Thank you, Montreal,’” Ilya called after him. “Tag the fuckers too!”

    or, shane scores his first goal as a centaur, ilya is a very proud husband.

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