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"Does your kitchen have two sinks?"
Shane thinks he's losing his grip on reality, and Ilya is there to reassure him.
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A Day In The Lives... (And What A Day It Is!) by anona for protagonist_m
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
28 Dec 2014
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For the H/L Winter Fic Exchange. "Teen Titans AU. Can be as crackified as one wishes. Bonus points for side-Ziam or Ziall."
Four days in the lives of One Direction, the superhero team designated to keep London safe.
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based off "The First Five Times" by Stars, so, the first five times Harry and Louis are- the first five times they are physical with each other, until they finally use their words.
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a wristcutters!au, where the afterlife for those who have committed suicide is just a little bit worse than the world they left, and louis just wants to find his sister because who the fuck is harry styles.
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Rozanov’s smile was all teeth. “Ah, yes. Is gift.”
Something tripped in Shane’s chest at the idea. Sure, they’d been hooking up for nearly half a decade by this point, but four frantic trysts a year did not a relationship make. Certainly not a relationship which included gifts.
“Oh. I mean– thank you.” The sincerity felt strange on his tongue, but Yuna and David Hollander raised Shane with goddamn manners, and if somebody gave you a gift you said fucking thank you.
Even if that someone was Ilya Rozanov. Even if he was looking at you with a Cheshire Cat smile that made you think you’d seriously missed an important piece of context.
Or: Five times Ilya and Shane got each other gifts that absolutely, categorically, 100% didn't mean anything, and one time they gave up pretending.
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03 Feb 2026
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Adam and Eve Wore No Underwear by Sharpbutsoft (BuckysButt)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
27 Jan 2026
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He looks back at Hollander. Watches him wrinkle his nose as Ilya picks up his briefs.
“You don’t want me to get dressed?” he asks, smirking, then flexing his arms ever so slightly until he sees Hollander’s freckled face break into a real smile. Ilya would do a lot for that smile; is risking a lot for that smile.
“No,” Hollander says, sitting up, and scratching the back of his head. He is still naked, also, but Ilya doesn’t want to remind him, at risk of him covering up. “I mean, yeah, or no, or… you’re not gonna put those back on, are you?”
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Or, Ilya wears a pair of Shane's underwear home from a hookup. And he's very normal about them for the next five years.
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28 Jan 2026
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Newsflash, he's been learning the whole time by unitedrepublicoffandom
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 Jan 2026
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What if Shane started learning Russian from the very beginning?
5 times Shane’s knowledge of Russian was subtle, and 1 time that it was very, very obvious. (Outsiders POV)
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28 Jan 2026
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One, two, three, four (Tell Me that You Love Me More) by TroubleIWant
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
26 Jan 2026
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Ilya and Shane engage in a bloodthirsty, high stakes competition after meeting Shane's parents.
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“You did not fall in love first,” Shane says instantly.
“I did!” Ilya insists, sitting up out of reach of any reprisal, and clarifies with full derision: “I said, I love you, and you said, holy shit.”
“Yeah, okay. You loved me first by like two seconds,” Shane scoffs, fondly.
“Hm, is longer than that,” Ilya says. His heartbeat has sped up, but he knows he can admit it now. Even if it means handing Shane the vulnerable beating heart of him, saying this. He maintains the world’s most casual tone, because he knows it will piss Shane off. “I already told you, before the cottage.”
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28 Jan 2026
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Shane nuzzles the top of his head before leaning in and pressing his mouth to Ilya's forehead.
The kiss is brief and feather-light and casual and yet it's everything for Ilya.
He's quite sure it's impossible for him to smile any wider than he's smiling right now. His heart is fluttering happily in his chest, a content warmth spreading through his body as Shane lingers there, hugging him and humming softly and still placing little kisses on Ilya's temple.
_________Five times Shane gives Ilya forehead kisses and one time Ilya asks for one.
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28 Jan 2026