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but i'm a cowboy! by maladaptivewriting, something_about_mothman
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jul 2025
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Working on a dude ranch in Wyoming had its perks. James spent time riding horses, enjoying included room and board, and getting paid handsomely to make silly city folks' day by showing them a real cowboy. It was all going exactly as James expected it until a last-minute fall booking sent his world into a tailspin.
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James works at a dude ranch and Regulus comes for Barty’s bachelor party weekend. What could possibly happen in a tent all alone?
Bookmarked by anxiouslampshade
02 Dec 2025
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James opens his eyes, and spots Regulus across the floor. He freezes too, and suddenly the tension is back, crackling through the room like a live wire waiting to be dropped in a pool of water.
They wind through the crowd and, without an audible word, Regulus’ hands find themselves wound around James’ shoulders, as the fireman catches his waist and pulls him closer.
“You look delicious.” James says into his ear, curving his head down to whisper against Regulus’ neck. “Ready to let me take a bite?”
___Or. Regulus gets stuck in an elevator with his brother. The pair of firefighters that rescue them are REALLY hot, so obviously they ask them both on a double date. Sirius and Remus start dating immediately. But Regulus and James have to make things more difficult for themselves and everyone else by rage baiting each other into making the first move.
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25 Nov 2025
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(Your paragraphs mean shit to me) Get your sorry ass to mine by Pandoras_PlantPot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Nov 2025
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James Potter is a perpetually single professional footballer, who has a mild obsession with a model influencer RAB. After being convinced by his best friend and roommate (Remus) he finally decides to DM the beautiful man.
Regulus Black knows nothing about football, but suddenly becomes very interested in a particular footballer who's opening dm is a 200 word paragraph of nonsensical rambling and about ten different adjectives to describe Regulus' looks.
James talks way too much for most people, and Regulus never talks enough. Together they just work. Until months of online flirting (and a little bit of phone sex) turns into intense pining and neither of them knowing how to make the next step and just get on a damn plane to see each other.
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Or. professional english footballer James x French Model influencer Regulus being cute and awkward with some intense phone sex thrown in for fun.
Based on the song 'Sugar Talking' by Sabrina CarpenterSeries
- Part 1 of Pretty Boy Avenue
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25 Nov 2025
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The Art of Getting Off by viwrites for peaceinpanem
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Aug 2025
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Regulus is a demisexual romance author who has one big hangup: Smut. After a mountain of bad reviews on his latest novel, an awkward meeting with his publisher, and a conversation with Remus, he decides to take the leap. Unfortunately the only person he really wants to sleep with is James Potter.
Alternative title: "The art of fucking your brother's best friend six ways from Sunday without falling in love in the process."
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Bookmarked by anxiouslampshade
25 Nov 2025
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When Regulus cut ties with his family, he cut ties with everyone. Now he’s perfectly happy in the life he’s built for himself running a bookshop in a quaint little town by the sea (even if it does mean spending Christmas by himself).
James Potter has never known how to leave well enough alone.
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James takes it upon himself to drag Regulus home for Christmas and an unexpected snow storm rolls in, stranding them together over the holiday with no lights, no power, and no heat. Enjoy!
Bookmarked by anxiouslampshade
14 Nov 2025