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    "If you don’t think I am a prisoner, Lan-er-gongzi, you are more foolish than anyone else in Gusu. I do not want to be here. I do not want to be married to your brother. I never did!"

     

    Upon discovering the truth of his sister-in-law's relationship with his brother, Lan Qiren calls upon outside assistance to help her escape from Cloud Recesses.

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    07 Nov 2025

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    Wei Ying lets the oars rest and leans back, tilting his head to look at Lan Wangji. “Did you find what you’re looking for? On the docks today?”

    Lan Wangji wants to turn away from his gaze. He isn’t used to being seen. “No,” he says, because he doesn’t know how to explain what he’s looking for in the first place.

    Wei Ying props his chin on his fist. “Can I guess?” Without waiting for an answer, he continues, “You’ve fallen in love with a pirate girl, and you’re waiting for her to steal you away to be the glittering jewel of her collection, so you can live on the open ocean together.” Lan Wangji narrows his eyes at him and Wei Ying bursts into laughter. "Ah well," he says. "I'll get it right next time."
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    A fisherman and a selkie fall in love beside the sea. Regretfully, things are never quite that simple.

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    07 Nov 2025

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    Izuku will grab heroism with bared teeth and bloody knuckles. There has never been another option.

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    06 Nov 2025

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    “Are you a cultivator?”

    “No,” she says, steadily. “This one doesn’t possess the core for it.” She pauses and raises her eyes to his, so boldly he finds it a little startling. “I believe that I can be of use to the Jiang sect in spite of that, and I have brought a gift to prove it. May I show you?”

    Fully intrigued now, Jiang Cheng nods. The girl unslings the bundle from her back, unties a couple of straps, and unrolls it on the floor in a smooth motion.

    Jiang Cheng is on his feet before he even consciously realizes it’s happened, and the reaction murmurs out through the hall. There, on a blanket that belongs on the back of a horse, are five Wen cultivator swords, offered to him by a girl who looks like the word “bumpkin” was invented specifically for her. What the fuck.

    “Where did you get those?” he asks, instead of asking “What the fuck?” out loud, because that would be unbecoming of his status as sect leader.

    The girl meets his eyes again, lifts her chin, and says simply, “I killed the men who carried them.”

    Or: Fan Dingxiang cultivates the swole path. Jiang Cheng doesn't know how to handle that.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    When a misunderstanding prompts Sasuke to take a deeper involvement in the growth of his teammates, no one is quite prepared for the way things... change. Especially Sasuke.

    The question is - is it for the better?

    [A slow burn Naruto rewrite.]

    [Current Arc: Land of Tea]

    [2025 update: STILL NOT ABANDONED JUST ON HIATUS.]

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    06 Sep 2025