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In the Case of Black vs. Fowler (aka how the world burned down in seven days) by aoiphel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jan 2024
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'Okay. How the world burned down in seven days might be an exaggeration.'
Liz Fowler is stuck in detention for the whole term. She doesn't deserve to be there, and she definitely doesn't want to be there. The only thing worse is that she's stuck in detention for the whole term with Regulus Black. Brill.
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"Lash came back from juvenile super confinement with a buzz cut and no Speed. This was not as big of an improvement as you would think."
Renee Halstadt has no powers to speak of, no job, no desire to go to college, and nothing to do. Lash Livingston has an abandoned partner in crime, no desire to walk the good path, and way too much time on his hands.
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Courtney has been exaggerating a little about having a healthy, steady relationship. Small talk with a self obsessed boss doesn't leave much room for her to share that she's much too controlling for long term to work out. Plus, you'd have to at least put her on the payroll for her to be that revealing; Vulnerability is bought, dammit! As an unpaid intern, she should have the freedom to tell white lies without consequence!
And yet here her consequences are.
"Our team building retreat is coming up! Bring that guy you're always talking about! Everyone's bringing someone."
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29 Aug 2025
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"At first glance, the guy sitting across from Artemis is hardly screaming ‘ideal roommate.’ His foot has been incessantly tapping for the past three minutes, ricocheting off the floor at a frankly inhuman speed, and that’s in turn been causing his knee to shake so hard it rattles the little cafe table that they’re seated at. He seems like the kind of guy who talks faster than he thinks, and Artemis has a famously low tolerance for needless bullshit. He looks clean enough, maybe, but at the rate that he’s devouring the sandwich he’d purchased, Artemis is beginning to get genuinely concerned at the prospect of sharing a fridge with him, let alone dealing with dishes.
Wallace Rudolph West has all the makings to be a terrible roommate, but in all honesty, Artemis is out of options. Turns out, even in a city with a housing market as competitive as Gotham, there are a slim number of people desperately seeking an immediate move-in date in the middle of the month."
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Non-Canon Superhero!AU + Roommates!AU; a combination that literally nobody has ever asked for
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21 Aug 2025
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“You lost, Princess?”
She adjusts the bag over her shoulder and glares at him. “For your information, asshole, I am here for auditions.”
“Why? You got room for a second pole up your ass?”
[a strip club au]
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21 Aug 2025
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Five Times Tangerine Fainted (and the One Time He Didn’t) by yourguardianangel
Fandoms: マリアビートル - 伊坂幸太郎 | Bullet Train - Isaka Kotaro, Bullet Train (2022)
09 Jan 2023
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When Ladybug stopped on that rural Japanese hillside to fish an all-too-familiar corpse from a cherry blossom tree, the last thing he expected was for it to surge to life and start calling him a twat.
Thus began a rather unlikely alliance between a bug and two fruits.
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Post-canon fix-it. Tangbug.- Language:
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26 Jul 2024
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Leonard Snart negotiates life on the Wave Rider and the oddities of his deepening friendship with Sara Lance. Mostly whilst sleeping on her floor, helping with Kendra's eyeliner and beating everyone else at cards.
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04 Jun 2024