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Le Grand Pas de Deux by apenapaperandadoofus
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
17 Feb 2026
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Phainon and Mydei are in the same elite ballet academy. Every leap, twirl, role, has been a battle since day one. While not having the best first impression- their rivalry has grown to mutual respect (tough they’d never admit it.)
But everything changed when both were chosen to dance together as…lovers. Neither were thrilled- but they wouldn’t back down from a challenge. At first their chemistry was quite poor. Until one dreadful night, Phainon had a dream of Mydei, his rival, his co-star- riding him and moaning his name until tears fell from his eyes. Phainon had to get new boxers. And probably a therapist appointment.
To make things worse, the next practice with Mydei, he got...hard. An accident, he thought. A weird response from the sudden friction. But now…how come every time Mydei accidentally brushes against him or lifts his shirt to wipe his flushed face, it happens again?!
He knew he was screwed. Now he can’t even look at Mydei in the eyes without wanting to pin him down and tear those tights off.
How is he supposed to dance or practice when his body keeps reacting this way? -
The Great PTO Bakeoff by apenapaperandadoofus
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jul 2025
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Fengqing + Hualian, 3rd pov Mu Qing - As a proud PTO mom (dad) at his kids’ school, Mu Qing has seen it all. Snooty parents, bratty kids, and of course his arch-rival PTO mom (dad) Hua Cheng. But after both proud fathers discover that their children were being wrongfully accused of making fun of the president of the PTO’s son they are forced to combine their brownie making powers to take her and her lying son down. submitted by potataedos
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Heaven Is A Place On Earth by apenapaperandadoofus
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 May 2025
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Pre third ascension, XL's bad luck strikes and he gets captured by a group of mortals and used as a human sacrifice to summon a demon. This "demon" is HC, who sees an injured XL tied up and immediately loses it, getting rid of all the mortals before whisking his god away. XL assumes the demon is saving him as a meal for later, or maybe plans to keep him as a servant. HC does his best to make sure his honored guest is comfortable and has adequate accommodations, meanwhile, XL is continuously pleasantly surprised by how well his captor/new master treats him. submitted by Cour102
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All Of You by apenapaperandadoofus
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2025
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Xie Lian goes to answer a prayer but it goes terribly wrong- afterwards Hua Cheng feels bad about not protecting his god- and Xie Lian finds out theres something more about his husband's scimitar than meets the eye (pun 100% intended that was so perfect holy shit.)
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You ARE the father! by apenapaperandadoofus for BonefiedButter
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Feb 2025
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Feng Xin and their small town discovering that not only did FX get his ex girlfriend Jian Lan pregnant but also got his best frenemy Mu Qing pregnant at the same time.