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"I'm Dave and I like to make fat beats and break swords in half and purrtend I'm too cool to roleplay."
"Okay, first off, that's 'phat', I can tell you're saying it with an 'f'. Second, I don't like to break swords, they just fall apart at my touch, they can't keep it together like they're a particularly hysterical dame with a strong case of the vapors and I'm an uncouth gentleman making them unfit for marriage, and third -- "
"I love to make metafurs, I make metafurs like I'm a big metafur chef, baking up huge boxes of metafurs so I can eat them for every meal for every day!"
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13 Nov 2025
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Nepeta tries to roleplay with Dave. Keyword: tries.
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13 Nov 2025
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Nepeta books it out of there before Gamzee can bash her head in, and now she's in the crew! What will happen? She doesn't know, she's busy waiting for her hands to heal!
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- Part 1 of :33< cool cats and kids
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13 Nov 2025
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You wake up. You think it's a nightmare. But a text from your sister -- from Jasprose -- makes you realize this is all too real.
Your name was DAVEPETASPRITE^2.
Your head is horribly, horribly empty.
The date is April 13th, 2009.
How do you cope?
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05 Nov 2025
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You have been on the meteor for one day, after having managed to find a room to call your own. Your sleep was terrible, you're hungry, and you're rubbing the back of your head as you grumble.
Three years must pass until you're allowed to do anything else.
Maybe you won't hate yourself by then.
TW: Depression, eating issues, probably one or two other details I may be forgetting but it has lots of angst!!!
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25 Sep 2025