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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Feb 2026
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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Fun!
ch116 after the final meeting on his bill and a falling out with dumbles, harry attends gala and finally speaks publicly to slytherin. next day's headlines bring harry unwanted scrutiny. harry meets w nagini, slyth learns more about harry's abilities. holidays approach, with a successful slug club party and an unexpected gift. rowle reunuion. hbd tom. h discovers his connection. inheritance. valentines and centaurs. fire -
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Tom and Harry grow up together, but Slytherin politics drive them apart. In a scheme to save their friendship, Tom drags Harry to tag along on a pureblood holiday getaway to the South Pacific---right in the middle of a warzone.
The story goes like this: a yacht, a sea mine, and six teenage boys stranded on an uncharted island. A fight for survival as hierarchies shatter and supplies run out. Monstrous horrors stirring in the shadows of the jungle. Conflict, violence, and cruelty. Death.
For Tom and Harry to survive, each must make a choice. Will they choose each other? Or will their ideals and ambitions separate them forever?
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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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05 Feb 2026
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are you fucking kidding me
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“A whole speech just to tell me that you learn best from being roughed up a little,” Robby brings his cigarette up to his lips. “You could’ve saved both of us the time by just saying so, kid.”
Dennis blinks.
dennis has always learned best after being roughed up. robby wants to teach him a couple things.
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After five months of his ED residency, Dennis has noticed a... peculiarity in the way Robby treats him compared to the other residents. Luckily for him, he might get some answers during one very not-so-great shift. Unfortunately for him, he has to suffer through it first.
Takes place a little over a year after Season 1.
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04 Feb 2026