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If Your Laptop Dies And You Actually Go Touch Grass You Might Even Get A Girlfriend by arandomcottagecorelesbian
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)
17 Apr 2026
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"Fucking fuck fuCK FUCK- “
Three’s eyes widened as her software crashed, the screen turning a white tint and loading. ‘This program isn’t responding. Wait for it to load?’
“FUCKKKKKK!”
Three had a very impressive vocabulary, really. To be fair, though, its not as if they didn’t know any other words- it’s just that none of the other words encapsulated her feelings as well as-
“FUCK.”
Yeah, that one. Three slammed shut her shitty laptop with anger- but also with care. She was way too poor to afford another laptop, let alone a better one- and no way in the universe she was letting the chaos duo with their giant fucking billboard (seriously, who needs that big of a billboard??) taunting her from her window to pay for her stuff.
Man, she really hopes she remembered to save.
…She probably didn’t.Or- That one musician au no one asked for starring lesbian cephalopods

