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  1. Public Bookmark 82

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    Coco's prompt: Peter wanting to have sex to fall asleep but not wanting to deal with cleanup. Wade getting him off and not being allowed to finish, then cleaning up a snoozy peter
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    “Pssst!” The whisper comes from his window. “You sleepin', Petey-pie?”

    “God, I wish,” Peter groans, frustrated. He doesn’t bother opening his eyes. “Would you charge me if I asked you to smother me?”

    Wade snorts as he climbs the rest of the way into Peter's apartment.

    “You know it, baby boy. Gotta reputation to uphold.”

    “I’ve got $20 in my wallet and a pink Starburst in my hoodie pocket,” Peter offers.

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    21 Mar 2025

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    There are about a million things that Wade expects to hear out of Spidey’s mouth when he hits pause on Mario Kart and turns to Wade on the couch. He’s chewing his lip like he’s really mulling it over. It’s really cute. It also gives Wade the chance to think about what he might say.

    Can we get more popcorn, for instance. That’s a good one, high on the list of possibilities. Dude, put on socks, your feet stink, also pretty up there. Listen, I’ve been thinking about what you said about Golden Girls, and I do think that it’s the greatest television show ever—

    “So, I’m thinking you should fuck me.”

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    15 Feb 2025

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    this was so silly & sweet!! wade’s humour will never fail to make me laugh. i also read this on a mattress in my mom’s house which was a BAD decision

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    Peter and Wade have a very brief body-swap that leaves Peter reeling with what he felt in Wade's body - and what Wade clearly felt in his. Peter decides it's time someone took Wade's pain seriously. What use is being a scientist if you can't help your violent mercenary bro?

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    21 Jan 2025

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    very sweet! most fic writers portray wade’s scars as only hurting sometimes, so this was a super interesting concept. the smut was also very hot and feeling-y. hot nerd peter for the win!

  4. Public Bookmark 58

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    From Spideypool Discord prompt from
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    In Peters opinion, the only good thing about Christmas is that Deadpool starts wearing slutty Christmas themed outfits — the only bad thing about THAT is that it makes patrol very very awkward

    "Oh no," Wade interrupts gleefully. "That sounded like a challenge to me. I'll prove it, Webs, so you too can enjoy the spirit and joy of SantaCon."

    "I'm Jewish," Peter says flatly.

    "That will not stop me," Wade tells him, which, yeah, okay, that figures. Wade's got that look on him. There’s no point in arguing. Peter sighs.

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    25 Dec 2024

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    the funniest spideypool fic ever. what do you mean he dressed up as sexy baby jesus??!!

    ashamed to admit i did not know what santacon was before this but holy shit am i happy to learn

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    “Then what do you want?” Wade asked. “What can I do?”
    Peter took a shaky breath, seeming to gather up his courage before turning his gaze to Wade’s mask.
    “I really,” Peter took a step forward, “really,” another step, “really want you to kiss me.”
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    After a B-List supervillain doses Spiderman with the same drug he'd been tracking, Deadpool takes him back to his apartment.

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    23 Dec 2024

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    i fear this might be the sweetest spideypool fic ever