arsonistic
Fandoms
- The Stanley Parable (4)
- Team Fortress 2 (1)
- DOORS (Roblox) (1)
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There Was a Traveller / There Was a Merman by arsonistic for Eweryan
Fandoms: The Stanley Parable
27 Apr 2026
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The Narrator arrives at a small village in anticipation of a festival. In the next few days follows an encounter he’d never forget.
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Stanley lives near a quaint village above the ocean in which he dwells, excited for the festival and dreading his birthday. In the next few days follows an encounter that he’d never forget.
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In which Scout and Pyro stop by the local Teufort store.
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As the sun rose over the base, Scout slipped out past the gates. Behind him followed Pyro.
It was a Sunday in September, and a new Tom Jones album had apparently been released. Scout wanted to make sure he was the proud owner of one, maybe two copies of it. Maybe he’d sell the second one for twice the price once the famous guy croaked.
Upon boasting about this at dinner last night, Pyro insisted they come along. Scout would’ve honestly preferred to go alone, but it would've been rude to tell them no.
So here the two of them were, making their way over to Teufort’s local store.
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“Stanley, I accidentally bought fifteen Swiffers on that website named after a river. Do you know how to cancel it? ..No, it doesn’t say it’s delivered. Look, I- ah. It’s still in the cart. Thank you, Stanley. Now show me how to delete it if you would.” by arsonistic
Fandoms: The Stanley Parable
02 Nov 2025
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After an unexpected glitch in the system, and an unwanted ordeal, Stanley and the Narrator are thrown into the real world. Whilst they adapt to their new environment, they have no clue what’s happening back in the Parable.
[UPDATE IS NOT A NEW CHAPTER!!! more like a summary on what i have planned for the future of this fic] -
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The Narrator puts the story on a pause to celebrate a special occasion with Stanley. Stanley appreciates it, but feels sad. The Narrator tries fixing that by getting out of his tiny little office and spending time with the poor guy.
[MADE FOR STANLEY DAY!! 4/27!!! HAPPY STANLEY DAY!!]
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some sort of messed up au where the hotel is just kinda. in the real world and for some reason the hotel entities aren’t hunted down by the scp foundation so they can do whatever the hell they want. enjoy half baked stories about them visiting various places.
Recent series
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tf2 in which it is written by a queer forest creature desiring (mostly, probably) joy and whimsy amongst the mercs by arsonistic
Fandom Team Fortress 2
22 Mar 2026
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If you asked him point-blank, Spy would tell you he was not a man who lingers. However, tonight, he found himself lingering outside of Engineer’s lab under the cloak of his Invis-Watch. In his hands, he held a broken sapper. As much as he hated asking for help from his contemporaries, this time, he needed the expertise of the Engineer. He just needed to swallow his pride and knock on the door.
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Five Times Engineer Fixed Something for Spy (And One Time Spy Fixed Something for Engineer)
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Stanley obtains a yoyo and immediately loses his yoyo benefit.
[IN HIATUS, UNFINISHED]
Bookmarked by arsonistic
31 Dec 2023
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The Narrator and Stanley were having a massive falling out, until suddenly their argument was interrupted by an unknown force. Now Stanley is in a city outside the parable, and the narrator is acting strangely… Figuring out how exactly how he got there, and what happened to the narrator are the things on the forefront of Stanley‘s to do list.
But it might be more difficult than he thought…
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Bookmarked by arsonistic
30 Nov 2023