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“This is Nagaina!” Miss Granger introduced the snake excitedly. “She’s three years old!” Suddenly the girl started hissing at the snake and the thing rose up to look her in the eye before it hissed back. Minerva wasn’t able to suppress her flinch and shiver of fear at the sound.
or Hermione's a Parselmouth
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- Part 2 of HP Stuff
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28 Oct 2025
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Death, as it turns out, is terribly inconvenient, and terribly boring. Bellatrix Black, stuck as a ghost at the hormone-riddled purgatory of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, decides to entertain herself and cause a little mayhem by teaching her own Dark Arts class. The only student who shows up is Hermione Granger - what could possibly go wrong?
5 chapters, 1k words each, borderline-crack, and as happy of an ending as you can get when one of the characters is already dead. Featuring an unhinged and horny ghost Bellatrix, and a snarky, you-don't-scare-me-you're-dead Hermione.
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28 Oct 2025
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In another universe, Bella picked up a pop psychology textbook Renee discarded.
Now, armed with encyclopedic knowledge of human behavior, Bella has arrived in Forks. All she wants is to keep her grades perfect so she can get into UPenn.
There's only one problem: Edward Cullen is in love with her. Worse, he thinks she's in love with him. If Bella makes one wrong move, she's dinner.
It's the highest stakes game of pretend she's ever played, but Bella will be damned before she lets some murderous demon alien mess with her 4.0 GPA.
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28 Oct 2025
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“We make a good team,” Lottie says, and Nat might be drunk but she’s not drunk enough to miss the way Lottie’s eyes flicker down to her mouth. “We should do this more often.”
Nat snorts. “Right. Whatever, Matthews. Never going to happen.”
“Okay,” Lottie says, tilting her head to the side with an eerily all-knowing smile. “If you say so.”
Lottie gives Nat another blatantly obvious once-over before turning on her heel and walking away, stupid tiny skirt swishing around her thighs, and Nat is reminded all over again of the fact that Lottie Matthews, in addition to being a frat girl and the most obnoxious person alive, is also on the University of Wiskayok’s soccer team, and the proof is right there in front of her.
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30 Sep 2025
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It had started so unremarkably.
While walking down a Hogwarts Hallway in her fourth year, Hermione deftly sidestepped the curious thrall of one of the Veela students from Beauxbatons.
Hours later, Hermione Granger stared up at the ceiling of her four-poster bed. With tears of desperation in her eyes and suffering from a throbbing that nearly shook her, she could only pray that this was a one-off.
It’s not like she was anything of interest to the Veela, she told herself. They’d find something or someone else to entertain them by morning.
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15 Sep 2025