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    United States v. Barnes, 617 F. Supp. 2d 143 (D.D.C. 2015) by ,

    Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)  

    29 Sep 2014

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    The Associated Press @AP
    Winter Soldier set to stand trial for Washington D.C. massacre and treason apne.ws/1og6SWE

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    16 May 2026

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    No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Pine by

    Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    28 Nov 2016

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    "Agent Rogers. We have to stop meeting like this." The Winter Soldier crouched in front of where Steve was slumped against the wall, hands and forearms glued to the stone behind him by some kind of sticky polymer. "Comfortable?"

    "No," Steve lied. "My blood circulation has been cut off. I've lost all feeling in my hands."

    "Oh, so I should probably cut you loose," the Soldier deadpanned.

    "It's a medical emergency. You don't want to be responsible for me losing limbs, do you?"

    "Tell you what, if you lose your hands, I'll make you some new ones." He held up his metal hand, smallest finger crooked. “Pinkie promise.”

     

    Secret Agent adversaries-to-lovers AU where the Winter Soldier keeps tying Captain America to walls and sticking around to chat. Shut up, Natasha, it’s not flirting, okay? (It’s definitely flirting.)

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    14 Jul 2025

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    cookin' up a storm, piece of cake by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    04 Jul 2024

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    yiling_patriarch: first time making a cake with alcohol! it’s still in the oven but it smells great so far
    ↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: There is no alcohol listed in the ingredients for this recipe.

    yiling_patriarch: i didn’t have any oranges or orange juice so i replaced those with a can of orange sparkling margarita! tasted super weird [★★☆☆☆]
    ↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: Are you being deliberately obtuse?

    OR: life is tough for baker!lwj when online troll!wwx won't stop commenting on his recipe blog

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    14 Jul 2024

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    Failed Plots by

    Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket  

    04 May 2018

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    Bertrand is continually surprised by how Lemony Snicket can be as paranoid, as unwilling to share any part of himself as he is, and also say everything he says so bluntly. He is curled up in the armchair next to Bertrand, and he has just said, “Do you know, I hated you before I ever met you. I thought you were extremely stupid.”

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    17 Apr 2024

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    Scraps of paper concealed in handshakes by

    Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket  

    12 Feb 2019

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    Former school children don't stop passing notes just because they've grown up.

    A selection of one side of a correspondence.

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    09 May 2022