16 Works by astouract
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You saw him in that goddamned jersey, and those blessed pants, and you couldn’t help yourself. You were on your knees in seconds.
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You confess your sins, and the Cardinal just can’t manage to keep it in his pants.
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You can’t sleep, and in all of your tossing and turning, you wake Secondo up. He has an idea on how to get you to sleep, but you need to relax…
Or, The Female Orgasm as a Sleep Aid
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As a Catholic nun, it doesn't suit to have a voice in the back of your mind validating and encouraging your doubts in your faith. Encouraging you to sin, praising you when you gave in. It doesn't suit to be praying to anyone who will listen to save you from the life you'd made for yourself, a life of guilt and chasing a refuge and acceptance that never comes.
So, you run.
Inside the grandiose chapel you stumble upon, you meet the man behind the voice in your head, a Cardinal of a different variety. If you are ready to swear yourself before the devil, you just might meet your salvation.
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A confidant, a confession, a conclusion.
You are one of the few siblings who don't go home for Yule, who don't have a home to go back to. You prepare yourself for a weekend of self pity cooped up in the library, and instead find Copia curled up in your favorite chair.
Basically this goes from angst to fluff to smut, all in 2500 words.
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- Part 4 of Horny for the Holidays (Ghost bc)
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At the annual Yuletide feast held by the church, you are seated at the Emeritus table as Copia's plus-one. He's bored, you're horny, what could go wrong?
OR-- you tease Copia under the table until he's at his breaking point.
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- Part 3 of Horny for the Holidays (Ghost bc)
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Reader is a Sister of Sin who recently got promoted to Senior Decorator of the abbey, just in time for Yule. Terzo is thoroughly enjoying seeing more of her around, so imagine his delight when he comes to find her with a handful of ghouls decorating his office.
Or, Terzo eats you out under the Yule tree.
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- Part 2 of Horny for the Holidays (Ghost bc)
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Being the Cardinal's assistant isn't always easy, and sometimes you both just want a break from the hustle and bustle of the abbey. The Cardinal has a perfect escape for you on the edge of the property, but you both fail to notice the storm rolling in.
Or, you and The Cardinal run away for the day to do some work in his tiny-house office situation, and when you pack up for the evening, you find that you're trapped by feet of snow.
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- Part 1 of Horny for the Holidays (Ghost bc)
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The Cardinal offers you lessons on the Italian language. You are late, and incredibly distracted.
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You and the Cardinal had been dancing around each other ever since he transferred to the abbey. Tonight, there’s an event to celebrate Terzo’s recent tour, and he’s sick of your shit. Chaos ensues.
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Aloy has a run-in with some Bittersweet (my made up little sex-pollen plant) while hunting with Kotallo. Chaos ensues. Unrequited feelings (or so she thinks).
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Kotallo is having a hard time. Aloy just wants him to let her share the weight of it all.
aka: I haven’t seen ANY massage fics for these two so I Thanos-ed it and did it myself.
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Jaskier saves Geralt’s life after spending three months apart, and Geralt finds it HOT. AF. This reunion just got a whooole lot better. NSFW.
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The Smell of Soil by astouract
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)
28 Mar 2020
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Loki Prim leads a simple life. He owns the market down the street, and lives in the little cottage on Pickett Lane (the house on the end—yes, the one with all of the hens). He has a garden that he can't quite seem to manage, and a new next door neighbor who can't quite seem to manage much of anything.
What Loki doesn't know is that his neighbor isn't actually from Earth, but has been sent from Asgard to keep an eye on him as he unknowingly carries out his prison sentence on Midgard. His powers taken away and his memories wiped, the life he lives isn’t his own, but that of a simple man from Vermont.
As a threat from Nilfheim hangs over the nine realms, it's up to you—Loki’s “definitely normal, totally human” neighbor to protect him, should he need it, without getting too close. . . Which wouldn't be a problem, if the universe didn't seem to be pulling you two together again.
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- Part 1 of cottagecore
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When Earth is deemed unsafe for you by Thor and Odin, you’re subject to reside in Asgard while your planet picks up the pieces from a recent attack. Although you are promised safety in Asgard, a threat still looms over your head as something more sinister is on its way. As if that wasn’t bad enough, you are forced to live in close proximity to the God of Mischief, Loki. Still burned by an old flame that was abruptly blown out, you hoped that he would have forgotten about you by now. From the moment you entered the realm, however, he seems to have taken an interest in making your life a living hell. You hate him with a burning passion, but what happens when fire meets fire?
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- Part 1 of When Fire Meets Fire
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Forseti's Game by astouract
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Norse Religion & Lore
29 Apr 2018
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- Part 1 of Forseti's Game