auberjonois
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She was meant for a life better than this crummy existence as a Kwik-e-mart cashier. Expensive cars instead of her old beater, a mansion instead of the tired apartment she goes home to. But getting between Waylon’s thighs every night makes it all bearable.
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Sex, it’s hardly a steep price for Burns, trysts in motels and his own stuffy office, all for the elimination of his corporate competition. Money isn’t the only bargaining chip he has after all.
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Ousted from the power plant and evicted from his manor Burns winds up on Waylon’s sofa again. Between stealing Waylon’s cigarettes and snooping, it’s not a bad life, but it is a boring one.
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Monty is willing to win a bet at any cost, but Smithers isn’t likely to make it easy for him.
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Smithers is happy to indulge in Burns’ many eccentricities, but he gets more than he bargained for when Burns’ little fashion show takes an unexpected turn.