averagesimpleton
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Hungry for Heaven by averagesimpleton
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Aug 2025
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Dio jerks off, but while thinking of himself and looking into a mirror.
(The fic is so much better than my fuckass summary)
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Every man's got his patience and here's where my ends. by averagesimpleton
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
16 Aug 2025
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Polnareff gets stuck in a wall due to a Stand attack and Avdol has to fuck him to get him out.
That's it, that's the fic.
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I try to bite the bullet and just take you as you are by averagesimpleton
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
14 Aug 2025
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Avdol could not take it any longer, he had to adjust himself in some way. He shifted atop of Polnareff which made his problem press into his abdomen.
Polnareff's head snapped up and a look of shock and bafflement painted his expression. "A-are you...." his voice was laced in astonishment that soon turned to anger and disbelief.
"qu'est-ce que c'est que ce bordel! You're hard while i'm fucking cry-"
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Fire in Cairo by averagesimpleton
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
11 Aug 2025
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Avdol was sure it had been only 20 minutes since his Stand slide himself into Silver Chariot and started fucking him.
So why was Polnareff already looking so tempting with his teary eyes and flushed face?
Why did Mohammed want to pounce on this ravishing feast tied up before him and give the Frenchman everything he could ever want or need, give them what they both are craving?
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Ever thought of callin' when you've had a few? (You've had a few) 'cause I always do. by averagesimpleton
Fandoms: Squid Game (TV 2021)
17 Jul 2025
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The Salesman gives a slow nod, his grin widening, and he puts his number into Jun-ho's phone. "As I said, call me anytime, dear." And as they handed eachother's phone back, Woo-seok spoke up.
"Hey so... what's going on between you two?" The man shorter than them both asked, looking intrigued but also a bit.. 'jealous?' Jun-ho felt himself warm at the thought, and quickly dismissed it, not wanting to assume anything.
"We're friends-" Jun-ho had begun, "with benefits." and the Salesman finished with a smirk.
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Junsales kiss bc yes, also there are "hints" of WooHo.
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