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It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas by badcanon for DoreyG
Fandoms: The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
20 Dec 2015
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Nancy supposed it was a sign of what her life had become that it didn't phase her to wake up and see Spiderman on the floor of her dorm room playing fetch with Tippy.
In which the Avengers et. al. decide to try out secret santa and I handwave where everyone is located almost as much as marvel does.
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Cari woke up, if you could call it that.
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Homecoming by EClairatee
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Jun 2025
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On camera, Lan Zhan has everything. A picture perfect life with a doting boyfriend, a posh downtown apartment with a gorgeous view, and 10 million subscribers that pay for their lifestyle. He has Sunday morning brunch, a sunlit studio where he composes, and romantic dinners on rooftop cafes. He has it all, as long as it's on camera.
Off camera, he has a failed relationship whose ending must be timed perfectly. January, according to their publicist. He feels like a prisoner, their posh downtown apartment slowly suffocating the life out of him.
So when his brother begs him to come back for the summer, it's not a hard decision to make. Until he meets a fellow instructor and is pulled kicking and screaming into a confrontation with his past-- an unrequited first love and a lost friendship.
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Lan Zhan finds Wei Ying in the place he least expects... living the life he'd left behind.Story is complete at ten chapters. Bonus chapters will show Wei Ying's point of view.
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06 Oct 2025
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take him down, lay him flat by RedStockings for lilkikibat
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Jul 2025
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“I’ve spent a whole year on my heel turn and I’m damn good at it,” Wei Ying said. “Now you want me to turn face? You must be joking. Besides, what is the Ghost General supposed to do? Third wheel my dates? Watch while I hold hands with Lan Zhan and skip into the sunset?”
“No, you’re going to stay a heel. But you’re going to focus all your attention on Hanguang Jun. Try and seduce him over to your side.”
Wei Ying felt the word seduce rattle around him like the echo of a bell. Seduce Hanguang Jun? He wouldn’t dare.
But Lan Zhan seems oddly invested in this romance storyline. His acting is far too believable. But it’s only pretend, right?
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16 Sep 2025
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My Home Is Your Body by phnelt
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Jun 2021
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“Maybe you don’t see me as your First Officer at all.” He cut his eyes up to look into Lan Zhan’s. “Maybe you don’t want to. Maybe you want me to throw over all of these command responsibilities and it can just be me and you inside of my mind, just how you like...Imzadi.”
Stranded seventy thousand light-years from home, a Starfleet and a rebel crew must come together if they're going to make the journey.
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15 Sep 2025
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private room by ScarlettStorm for dangercupcake
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Feb 2025
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“What exactly did you want my feedback on?” Lan Zhan asks, bending one knee to cock a hip and putting an arch in his back. He laces his voice with just a hint of innuendo. Cobalt is never too excited about anything, so it wouldn’t do to seem too eager or too horny.
Gorgeous Newbie inhales, squaring his shoulders, and blurts, “Would you watch my stand-up routine and tell me if it needs anything?”
Lan Zhan blinks. The music is loud in here, like it is everywhere in the club. Surely he misheard. “What?”
“I have a stand-up routine,” Gorgeous Newbie repeats, more confidently this time. “I would really appreciate it if you could watch it and give me feedback.”
Or: What happens in the private room, stays in the private room... Until it doesn't.
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Bookmarked by iamgwenslongroadhome (badcanon)
02 Jul 2025
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without your new eyes by anaphoricae
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Feb 2024
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Something smells so good. Wei Ying closes his eyes, already feeling sleepy, and tries to identify where the scent is coming from. He turns his face to one side and then the other, chasing it, until his nose touches Lan Zhan’s cheek.
He pulls back quickly, not freaking out, because it’s fine. He touched Lan Zhan’s cheek with his nose, and Lan Zhan smells really fucking good, and they’re lying down together on a very soft bed because Lan Zhan is too drunk to let go of him, and Lan Zhan is gay but Wei Ying isn’t, and it’s fine.
Wei Ying swallows hard and closes his eyes again.
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Wei Ying helps Lan Zhan out of an uncomfortable situation, and they grow close right away, becoming instant friends. To Lan Zhan, they become instant something else. With time, they only get closer and closer, and Wei Ying is forced to deal with his own feelings about Lan Zhan, and his perception of his own sexuality.
(the "Didn't know they were dating" fic)
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Bookmarked by iamgwenslongroadhome (badcanon)
28 Dec 2024