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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    tired of the dating scene, best friends Taehyung and Jimin turn to each other for fun.

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    20 May 2020

  2. Rec *

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    Park Jimin works hard, and everyone knows it. His boss likes him, his coworkers adore him, and he knows it's just a matter of time until he graduates from the ranks of the desk farm and into something better. All he has to do is conquer every single feeling of inadequacy he's ever had. Simple enough.

    Job-stealing newcomer Jeon Jeongguk doesn't seem to work for much of anything at all, and he's more than arrogant enough for them both. But he's certainly well-connected, tall and rich and good at everything. Jimin hates him on sight, and by the end of the first week he's sure they're eternal enemies.

    And sure, Jeongguk may be cute, even hot underneath his suits, but Jimin doesn't care about that.

    Not at all.

    Russian translation #1 here
    Russian translation #2 here
    Vietnamese translation here
    Spanish translation here
    French translation here

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    03 Mar 2020

  3. Rec *

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    Jimin poked Namjoon's chest through his The Future Is Female sweatshirt. “So, does this sweatshirt actually help you get laid, or do you wear it for the sense of superiority alone?”

    OR: A self-indulgent modern-day Clueless AU in which Jimin is a spoiled LA teen, Namjoon is his aggressively woke "straight" ex-stepbrother, Tae is a menace on four wheels, and Hobi's been looking kind of spicy lately.

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    09 Aug 2019

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    “What is it you win again?”

    “You.”

    “What?”

    “If you win I’ll give you money for a taxi so you can get back to the dorms, but if I win, I own you.”

     

    Or: a seemingly innocent game of Go Fish evolved into something neither one of them had ever expected.
    Love was just a four letter word until they gave it life.

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    19 May 2019

  5. Rec *

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    A couple of drinks in, Namjoon doesn’t think the thong is that uncomfortable anymore. At first it felt like a veritable torture device. He wanted to curse Park Jimin every time he tried to dig it out of his ass, only for it to slide back in – par for the course, really, because it’s what it was freakin’ made to do.

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    Jimin talks Namjoon into wearing a red, lacy g-string for New Year's Eve. It catches the eye of the hottest guy at the party.

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    25 Feb 2019