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“You know what..” Agatha looks at her dead in the eye. “I genuinely hope you get one of your women pregnant.”
“.. What?”
“Maybe even four of them at once.” Agatha adds, almost thoughtfully. “That way you’ll be too busy working for the rest of your life to pay for child support instead of terrorizing mine.”
“Hey—no, no, don’t put that into the universe!” Rio gasps, immediately stepping back as panic fully takes over her usual composure. She reaches out on instinct and knocks against the nearest wall, which is not even wood so that does absolutely nothing to satisfy her superstitious desperation. “Absolutely not. We are not manifesting that. Not today, not ever!”
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High school teachers Agatha and Rio aren’t each other’s biggest fans, until one night together gives them a lifelong assignment they didn't sign up for.