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The 101 Kidnappings of Jonathan Sims (and Other Inconveniences) by beetlejoos
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
24 Feb 2023
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Martin Blackwood never applies for a job at the Magnus Institute. The universe seems determined that he meets Jonathan Sims anyway. But is it Fate, or something more sinister, that keeps bringing the two of them together?
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It's just his luck, thinks JT, that the only back up he has is a skinny, unarmed profiler who won't have even noticed he's missing yet...
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Malcolm is pushed to his limits when a routine case becomes a fight for survival.
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Malcolm finds himself trapped in a precarious situation.
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He’s screwed, thinks Malcolm; even by his standards, he is hopelessly, utterly screwed...
They're taking him to Mr Romero.
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Aim Your Arrow at the Sky by SilverMirror12
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Oct 2019
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“Aziraphale, they want to kill you!”
“Oh good.” Aziraphale turned to look over the horizon Gabriel and Sandalphon had been thrown beyond. “It’s always nice to be on the same page.”
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05 Jan 2026
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Aziraphale susses out Crowley's pre-Fall identity, as the Archangel Raphael. With this, he must rethink everything he thought he knew about the last six thousand years, about his own identity and his friend's, and even the Ineffable Plan. There is a fight, expressions of fear and hurt, reconciliation, yearning and confusion, and the sorts of questions that by all rights should cause an angel to Fall.
Also, at one point, Crowley admits he once lied about breeding rats for demonic ends.
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- Part 1 of The Healer and the Lover
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05 Jan 2026
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Don't Fall Away From Me by PhoenixRose314
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Apr 2024
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if i fall,
on that day,
i only pray
don't fall away from me.What if there was much more to Aziraphale and Crowley's history than Crowley remembers?
What if there had been an "our side" even before the Fall?
What if Aziraphale's guilt was the only thing keeping them apart for the last six thousand years?
And what if the only thing that could pull them back together again was the firm belief of a plucky little angel-turned-human-bookseller that love really does conquer all?
Don't Fall Away From Me is a post Season-2 Good Omens fic that rotates perspectives between Muriel, Crowley and Aziraphale.
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03 Jan 2026
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Playing With Fire by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Oct 2019
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AU. Crowley catches Agnes’s last prophecy instead of Aziraphale getting it. Unfortunately, he was never as good at solving crossword clues and jumps to the exact wrong conclusion...
(It's not nearly as angsty as it could be, I promise.)
Written for the Ineffable Con Zine, October 2019
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03 Jan 2026
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Reflect What You Are by otterannwn
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jul 2019
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It's a year after the almost-apocalypse. Aziraphale makes Crowley go see a therapist.
“Have you been having any issues in particular?”
“Issues? Such as?”
“You tell me.” She could tell he had something on the tip of his tongue.
Crowley sat for a second, then blurted out, “He thinks I’ve been sleeping too much. He’s worried.”
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29 Dec 2025